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Ladobi Erotic Film Earphones

By: on October 22, 2014
Ladobi Erotic Film Earphones
$30.69
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If you're going to spend a fine Wednesday evening listening to people F softly, screw gently, hump sweetly, ball discreetly, and then F'ing bone completely, wouldn't you prefer that they not sound like Jack Black scraping sand paper along your eardrums? In what is perhaps the greatest contribution to the porn industry since waxing and laser hair removal, Ladobi Erotic Film Earphones have been designed specifically to enhance the male and female voices moaning, grunting, and talking in dirty pleasure throughout adult films.

As you view the "vibrant online landscape of streaming masterpieces available today" Ladobi Earphones' 360-degree surround sound will make their female stars' voices sound more cooing and less sharp, while dudes' timbres come off (and get off) fuller and rounder. Ladobi says incorporation of their earphones into your voyeurism will make it feel like you're in the room with the slap and ticklers. Instead of, like, in your mama's basement with one eye on the door at the top of the steps in case she comes down to kiss you goodnight.

Ladobi Erotic Film Earphones also come in handy during makeshift sexy time Skype calls.