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Blowjob Token

Posted: January 14, 2021
Blowjob Token
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Roll your eyes, ladies, but a Blowjob Token, obvious as it may be, is the ultimate Valentine's Day gift for a man. Actually, a Blowjob Token is the ultimate gift for a man on any day, for any reason.

Provided, that is, he can also redeem it on any day, for any reason. No fair giving Blowjob Tokens as a gag gift (unless you mean it literally!) or with a 3-page list of stipulations as to when and how he can cash it in. That's worse than giving no Blowjob Token at all.

And for the men who have received this type of condition-laden Blowjob Token, here's a collection of the best male masturbatory aids to help you rub off your disappointment.

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