Cufflinks that brandish all-caps disclaimers and warnings? My interest is piqued. Sparrows, peddler of lock picks and other Houdini-style tomfoolery, introduces Uncuff Links, wrist adornments that inconspicuously incorporate a universal handcuff key into their design. In an elegant display of dual function and synergy, the concealed uncuffers will both open almost all standard handcuff locks, and keep all French shirt cuffs tightly closed. Imagine the Bond-style fun you can have sneaking off with the girl from HR during the office Christmas party this year.
And now the warnings and disclaimers: 1) Under certain circumstances, the use of Uncuff Links' sneaky spy functionality could result in your being shot. 2) This is not Sparrows' problem or responsibility. 3) Don't break the law. 4) If you do break the law, at least try to make sure the press gets a good closeup of the Sparrows name and lock emblem.
Uncuff Links will begin shipping the first week of December 2012. Pre-order price is $59, increasing to $69 once the cargo starts moving.
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