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SexFit Sexual Fitness Tracker (NSFW)

By: on August 14, 2014

Bondara, a British sex toy online store and blog, plans to begin testing of its SexFit prototype in the 4th quarter of 2014. So by 2016...or maybe even February 2015 since I'm sure they'll have thousands and thousands of enthusiastic volunteer guinea pigs...you and your sack partner could be able to monitor your physical fitness and progress by thrusts instead of steps.

Yes, that's right, SexFit is a pedometer for your penis. A tracker for your tube steak. A honer for your boner.

The sexy time trainer, like most fitness trackers, has a bracelet-style design and fits over the base of a wearer's penis. From there it will count thrusts, plus connect via Bluetooth to a free mobile app to generate fornication data, such as thrusts per minute and calories burned. Naturally, users will be able to share their session results and proudest banging milestones on Facebook and Twitter too.

Bondara says use of the SexFit will also improve erection quality, and increase sexual stimulation via its internal vibration mechanism. Even better (yes again, it continues to get even better) the vibration system will be programmed with a "pacing mode" to allow users to mimic its pre-set vibration rhythms with their own motions. Notification lights on the top of the ring will indicate SexFit's current mode, as well as illuminate at the center of the device when a steady rhythm is achieved.

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