Kneading Shiatsu Back Massager
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- Shibari My Wand OG Power Wand Massager - $29.95
- Naipo Shoulder Massager - $49.99
- Ohuhu Shiatsu Deep Kneading Massage Pillow with Heat - $24.99
I've said it before, but inviting a mesh pillow shiatsu back massager (with heat!) into my home has been one of the best decisions I've ever made. Definitely better than letting in that dude who claimed to be my half brother. I always wanted a brother....
I own this muscle-manhandling feat of engineering. The smaller version of the one I wish I had, and the one you see here: the Naipo 3D Kneading Shiatsu Back Massager.
Also with an optional heat function, the Naipo massager is long enough to knead up and down your entire back or, should you choose to let it wander elsewhere, your neck, shoulders, legs, and ass. Yeah, I have definitely sat on my shiatsu balls. They're amazingly hardy, and just keep dig, dig, digging under the pressure. To mix things up, the 12 nodes alternate moving in a clockwise and then a counterclockwise motion every minute. Once you fire them up a timer starts and the massager auto-shuts itself off after 15 minutes. In case you fall asleep or get sucked into a black hole of pleasure and lose your place in reality. Which you will.