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Inception Totem

By: on November 15, 2011
  • Inception Totem
  • Inception Totem

Cobb's totem from the film Inception has ripped through the seams of fiction and is now available for purchase in stainless steel, glass, sandstone, and about a dozen other dreamy colors and materials. It spins 90 seconds or more, during which time you can succumb to REM sleep visions of the days when critics speculated that Leonardo DiCaprio just might be the next Stephen Dorff. The perfect stocking stuffer for Inception fans, DiCaprio fans, and people who like to display a lot of shit on their desk at work. Also fun for Hanukkah games and Dianetics auditing after parties, as the totem resembles both a Tim Burton-ized dreidel, and a UFO.

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