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Functional Steampunk Keyboard Arm Guard

By: on February 07, 2013
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If you were wondering whether or not post-apocalyptic society will be integrating text messaging with self-defense, the answer is yes. Thomas Willeford's steampunk keyboard-arm guard combo sports futuristic Victorian aesthetics and craftsmanship, full typepad functionality, and comprehensive forearm protection from swords, clubs, and flyaway styluses.

Antiqued buttons power a 3-in-1 multimedia wireless keyboard (typepad, touch pad, laser pointer) that can control devices up to 100 feet away. Also included are a built-in rechargeable lithium-ion battery and mini 2.4 GHz USB wireless receiver, the latter of which stores inside the keyboard when not in use. I'm not sure how much this contraption weighs altogether, but my guess is somewhere around 97 pounds.

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LG Rolly Portable Wireless Keyboard

$115 from Amazon »

Ever rolled a QWERTY? LG's Rolly is a portable wireless keyboard that does just like the bug and roly polys up into itself for compact transport and easy, anywhere access to a full set of tactile keys....

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$39.90 - $149 from Amazon »

Automaton clocks originate not from a love of steampunk or time, gears at work or the inner workings of machines - though one of those may be the reason you're drawn to them. Automaton roots are practical: one day, their...

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S-76 Ampratite Plasma Pistol

Discontinued

Does depressing the S-76 Ampratite Plasma Pistol's spring steel trigger really release unstable and highly reactive Zephane gas for co-mingling with exposed Ampratite crystals, the consequences of which generate an intense...

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Fat-fingered iPad and iPhone users rejoice! Celluon's EPIC Laser Virtual Keyboard, a 63-key QWERTY holograph, projects at full size onto any flat surface, lessening the tediousness of mobile texting and emailing, and...

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Steampunk Gearwork Sand Timer

$22.99 from Amazon »

Flip over Doktor Schmerling's gearwork sand timer and as the grains drop, its gears will churn wider and wider, opening a portal to an alternate steampunk dimension in 1880s London....

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Punchable USB-Connected Enter Key Pillow

$14.95 from Amazon »

Need to blow off some stress? Just hit Enter. Hard. This USB-connected Enter Key Pillow redefines what it means to punch a QWERTY key. In the best, best possible way. Hook the oversized, tetromino-style pillow into a...

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Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jacket

$625 from Etsy »

Come on, Cousin Larry, don't be re-dikoolous, this is a niiiice jacket. I would wear it to my wedding. And I'd definitely wear it to your wedding. Machete 'N' Sons' Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jackets are part of their Decadence...

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Gas-Powered LED Wings

$1,060 from Etsy »

Gas-powered mechanical wizard John Paul Rishea of Bionic Concepts follows up his Exo-Gauntlet Exoskeleton with this set of searing blue LED wings waiting to be scooped up by the first fancier of flight with $830. The...

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X-Bows Mechanical Ergonomic Keyboard

$119 - $128 from Kickstarter »

I use an ergonomic keyboard at work, but its QWERTY configuration looks nothing like the X-Bows'. Nothing like a message from the aliens backlit by an RGB carnival. And these aliens want to help us. Help us...type faster...

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Steampunk Motorcycle with Firing Machine Guns

Putsch Racing calls their Steampunk attack bike the Aristo-cad. I think that's a great name. Very cool. Very fitting. And even if I thought otherwise I'd keep my fat mouth shut because this motorcycle also happens to...

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Menagerie of Mechanized Happiness Pipe

Norman Osborn and Beaker from The Muppets are going to have a conniption when they get a load of this Frankencreation of welded steel and glass. The Menagerie of Mechanized Happiness Machine--ahhh, its name alone evokes...

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Steampunk Optimus Prime

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My theory is that this might actually be Optimus Prime and this guy has captured him, found some way of disarming him, and is now trying to sell him. I don't know if I'd be comfortable sleeping with this guy roaming around...