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Wild Coal

Posted: November 02, 2018
Wild Coal
$12.95
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Everyone I know is getting Wild Coal in their stocking this year. Ha! What a terrific twist on the old naughty kids tradition. The lump of coal theme turned into a product that's actually useful - in the case of Wild Coal, activated charcoal made from organic coconut shells.

We've heard a lot about the benefits and versatility of activated charcoal over the past year or two, mainly due to its whitening and absorption / binding capabilities. The latter makes it Wild Coal's ingredient choice. An oral supplement, Wild Coal activated charcoal binds to toxins and other unwanted crap in your belly, and then moves them along, allowing your body to dispose of them easily and comfortably using one of its fun body disposal techniques.

Wild Coal calls itself an aid for cheat meals, alcohol, eating out, and the ingestion of something unhealthy. You can take it before bed to absorb the day's toxins built up in your gut, as well as before, during, or after rich meals and alcohol. Just be sure to drink plenty of water along with your Wild Coal, or all the charcoal-bound contaminants in your system will pile up like lumps of real coal and constipate the ever loving shit out - or rather, not out - of you.

I mean, uh, so I've heard.

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