Smooth Move Tea
Eating that 28-ounce porterhouse with a bloomin' onion side: not a smooth move. Drinking an all-natural herbal tea with natural laxative properties for relief: Smooth Move.
Maybe you dudes already heard about Smooth Move Tea from your girlfriends or wives or yoga instructors, but I had to wait until a particularly rough bout of shitlock and hear about Traditional Medicinals' miracle brew from a pregnancy blog that showed up when I typed, "Please make me poo" into the Google.
Smooth Move Tea is a constipated man's unicorn. It's a fully herbal supplement, caffeine-free so you can drink it before bed (recommended) and it works - like a magical, mythical, majestic sidekick! - overnight. Traditional Medicinals says typically within 6 to 12 hours.
Better though, when Smooth Move does start to work, you don't feel like the unicorn is about to bust horn-first out of your gut. There's little, if any, accompanying cramping.
The key ingredient in Smooth Move is senna, and I don't know what that is, but as soon as I run out of the box of tea I have in my cabinet right now, I am going straight to Amazon and getting Traditional Medicinals to senna me some more.