R-Rated Talking Ted

Why do people always diss Mark Wahlberg? He makes such quality movies with filthy-mouthed talking teddy bears. And from forth the cinematic masterpiece that was that Ted comes the the plush masterpiece that is this Ted. A 24" cuddle monkey with the angelic face of a Care Bear and the profane mouth of a Goodfella, Ted is recommended for adults ages 18 and over who get a charge out of hearing a stuffed animal drop the F bomb and rip people a new one.

At the push of a button, the 1:1 scale movie replica spits out the following big-screen phrases:

"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm a little fucked up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever? ... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded."
"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my fuckin' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"
"Well you never should've trusted me, I'm on drugs!"
"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: Fuck you, Thunder! You can suck my dick. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts!" [Makes fart noise.]
"Oh fuck that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years; where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, asshole? Where's my ring, mother fucker? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! C'mon!"

R-Rated Talking Ted

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