Kuretake Water Color Set
Discover your inner Bob-san Rossamoto with a Kuretake Gansai Tambi Watercolor Paints Set. Kuretake says 36-strong palette of Japanese hues are highly blendable, with a creamy-smooth consistency. They also differ from American or European watercolors in their deeper opacity and stronger intensity.
The watercolor set comes in a Gansai Tambi box, with each pigment block numbered and named. The latter is in Japanese, but Kuretake does include an English translation in the paint set's online listing. My favorite: Hooker's Green.
Even if you're no skilled painter, or into craftsy things yourself, you might consider the Kuretake Gansai Tambi Watercolor Paints Set as a gift for your girlfriend this Valentine's Day. Maybe in thanks she'll paint you a pretty heart or flower. Around her nipples.
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