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Tactical Vest Beer Koozies

Posted: May 22, 2018
Tactical Vest Beer Koozies

It's military-strength protection for your beer this summer! These tactical vest beer koozies, complete with MOLLE attachments for toothpicks, cigs, and lime wedges, might be pretty cheesy, but the cheddar they're oozing out of their adjustable stitched shoulder straps is exactly why they'd make a fine Father's Day gift for Dad, or groomsmen's gift for your boys. Dad loves him some cheese. And given what you've seen so far of your fiancee's bridesmaids, your boys are gonna need extra protection at the reception.

Coyote Brown Tactical Vest Beer Koozie

Coyote Brown Tactical Vest Beer Koozie

Use this MOLLE vest koozie for hot or cold beverages in a 12- or 16-ounce can or bottle. The coyote brown color reminds me that 2 hikers were attacked by a coyote in the mountains, like, 90 minutes away from my house last weekend. One of them died, and the other was injured pretty...oh, wait. No, it was a cougar, not a coyote.

Well anyway, be careful out there this summer. Protect your drinks, and protect yourself too.

$11.99 ➠ Amazon

Military Camouflage Tactical Vest Beer Koozie

Military Camouflage Tactical Vest Beer Koozie

The same hot / cold beverage defense as the other vest koozies, but in a dapper camo scheme. Feel free to add name tape and morale patches to the front and back loop fields.

$14.98 ➠ Amazon

Black Tactical Vest Beer Koozie

Black Tactical Vest Beer Koozie

Use the black tac vest beer koozie at night, and no one will ever know you drank through that 12-pack all by yourself.

$11.99 ➠ Amazon
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