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Freezy Freakies Retro Color-Changing Adult Snow Gloves

Posted: September 10, 2019
Freezy Freakies Retro Color-Changing Adult Snow Gloves

A little Hot Tub Time Machine mixed with a little 6-year-old you, and voila! Freezy Freakies retro color-changing snow gloves are back. Even better, these badass winter warmers of the 80s have grown with you, but in size only. The gloves feature the bitchin' scenes and cold-activated images you remember from your childhood, only bigger. Big enough to fit man hands.

Freezy Freakies Fighter Jet Snow Gloves

Freezy Freakies Fighter Jet Snow Gloves

Pew, pew, pew. When your teeth start chattering, the lasers start firing, and the fighter jet fills in to battle back. Gotta love the 80s' perspective on an intergalactic fight scene.

If this were still the 80s I'd say Freezy Freakies should have included Tom Cruise's face in the fighter jet. But since it's the 2010s and we know a lot more about where Cruise's personal interests and loyalties lie, I think they should have his head sticking out of one of the alien ships.

$34 ➠ Amazon

Freezy Freakies Robot Snow Gloves

Freezy Freakies Robot Snow Gloves
Freezy Freakies Robot Snow Gloves

Did they have Thinsulate and micro fleece lining in the 80s? Maybe today's Freezy Freakies retro gloves have gotten more than just a size upgrade. Version Robot here goes all Optimus Prime on you when exposed to a chill.

$34 to $37.99 ➠ Amazon

Freezy Freakies Ski Alpine Snow Gloves

Freezy Freakies Ski Alpine Style Snow Gloves

Pink! Blue! Green! Yellow! White! Every member of a basic box of Crayolas represents in Freezy Freakies' Ski Alpine color-changers. It's actually hard to tell which elements of this eye-popping, Punky-Brewster-approved set of gloves magically appear when the temperature drops.

Spoiler: it's the lion-maned, O-mouthed lady on skis.

$34 ➠ Amazon

Freezy Freakies Turbo Snow Gloves

Freezy Freakies Turbo Snow Gloves

From 0 to 60 in 40 degrees. The Turbo gloves are race car themed for the dudes begrudgingly wearing gloves and suffering through winter weather, waiting for summer to come again.

$34 ➠ Amazon

Freezy Freakies Unicorn Snow Gloves

Freezy Freakies Unicorn Snow Gloves

At printing the best Freezy Freakies of all were sold out. But it's still nice to dream of owning these puffy pink bundles of 80s joy, just as we dream of owning the the magical creatures - which are technically unicorn-pegasus hybrids - they depict.

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