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VibeRider Motorcycle Seat Vibrator

By: on October 06, 2015
$148
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The hair, clothing, and number of pixels in VibeRider's videos suggest this vibrating motorcycle seat insert has been around since 1992, but I only just heard of it, thanks to Mike K.'s Dude Product Tip. It's too bad I don't have a bike. I think it would be a fun experiment to get a VibeRider for my girlfriend and see if a pulsating passenger seat whose intensity is synced with the RPMs of the engine can still, uh, hit the spot in the same way all the hi-tech and app-driven personal pleasure devices we have today do.

VibeRider says its controller box and stimulator and were designed to fit on any motorcycle and inside any motorcycle seat. Once in place, riders have the option of letting their driving do the pulsing--the more you rev, the more intense the vibration--or using a built-in push button that bypasses the synchronization. The magic button sends the VibeRider straight to max power mode, and keeps it there as long you hold it down. Either way, it's Ladies, start your mO!tors.

Downside Alert: either way too, at least one of your hands is going to be required up front, limiting your ability to take part in her mO!torin'.

Guess that's just the price of flight.

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