Shoes

Air Jordan 10 Retro Shoes

$190 Nike »

The Air Jordan 10s or Xs (thanks Apple for creating a roman numeral awareness or lack thereof) were designed while MJ was away from the game, following his dream to become a baseball hitter and break the Mendoza line...

Porsche Design Bounce S4 Lux by Adidas

Discontinued

If you want to Bounce with Porsche Design's Adidas sneaker collaboration, you'll have to sacrifice kicking it with some of your favorite Benjamin Franklins. Every element of Porsche-inspired style and performance injected...

DryGuy Force Dry Boot Dryer

$64.02 Amazon »

Pretty fly for a DryGuy. This Force Dry Boot Dryer can suck out the wet and cold from any style of boot or shoe, plus your post-snowman gloves, in 1 to 2 hours. As the name suggests, this plug-in DryGuy uses forced air...

Vessi 100% Waterproof Knit Shoes

$99 - $159 Vessi Footwear »

Vessi's forthcoming knit shoes bring a lightweight sneaker style to the water-deflecting powers of your rain boots. Vessi says their Flash Knit technology will keep the shoes 100% waterproof - and your feet 100% dry up...

Teva Ember Moc Slippers

$43.75 - $69.95 Amazon »

Teva's Ember Moc slippers might have Dad Joke written all over them, but I don't care. I want some. Teva says they're like sleeping bags for your feet. Who can resist sleeping bags for your feet?! Not me...

Largemouth Bass Slippers

$23.99 Amazon »

Good news, pescatarians! They've finally started making slippers out of fish - check out these largemouth bass slippers! - so you'll have something to wear while everyone else dons their bunnies, piggies, chickies, and...

Vivobarefoot Ultra 3 Algae Biomass Shoes

$80 Amazon »

In May 2017 Vivovbarefoot announced its Ultra 3 land and sea shoes would incorporate both land and sea into their construction to make the amphibious footwear as eco-friendly as they are foot-friendly. Teaming up with...

Memory Foam Height Increasing Insoles

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No need to feel uncomfortable about wanting some height increasing insoles. No need to feel uncomfortable wearing them either. We could all benefit from an extra inch or two somewhere and, according to Heelborne, their...

DrySteppers - Raincoats for Your Sneakers

Discontinued

DrySteppers slip over your sneakers like a cozy shoe raincoat when the only thing worse than when you ask your mama for Adidas and she buys you Zips happens: you buy your own damn Adidas Zebra V2s, and then an angry summer...

NakeFit Stick-On Shoes

$19.99 Nakefit »

NakeFit stick-on shoes - or, to be more precise, NakeFit hypoallergenic adhesive pads - remind me of when I'm walking barefoot and start to feel like something's stuck to my heel, but I'm loath to look down because I...

Strip-Straps - Ankle Straps for Flip-Flops

Name that sound: Smack, smack, smack...hrrghh! It's your flip-flops flip-flopping along a trail, boat deck, or sidewalk. And then it's your flip-flops catching an edge and slipping off your foot while you grunt out an...

5-Toe Flip-Flops

$12.96 - $19.99 Amazon »

These 5-toe flip-flops are made by Sazzi, and I know I sure can't think of a better word to describe them. Made with 10 separate, articulating toe platforms and a post (i.e., thong, tha-thong, thong, thong) to cordon...

Floafers Foam Water Loafers

$41.99 - $59.99 Amazon »

Hayes Brumbeloe created Floafers as a stylish alternative for everyone out there who begrudgingly wears uggo Crocs, Keens, Tevas, or water booties at the beach, pool, or wherever they don't want their "nice" shoes to...

QuickShoeLace One-Handed Laces

$17.90 Amazon »

Look, Ma! One hand! The QuickShoeLace one-handed lacing system brings convenience to adults, and an alternative to Velcro straps that will inevitably get gunked up with dust and food and boogers to kids who can't tie...

Acu-Reflex Massage Sandals

$16.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

The Acu-Reflex Massage Sandals are an alternative for those seeking release and relaxation from Black Friday shopping and swollen turkey toes without subjecting their feet to the circus o' torture that are Kkika's Rotating...

Microwaveable Slippers

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Slippers. The most no-fail gift ever. Especially when you can stick them in the microwave to make them magnificently warm and cozy. And especially when they're extra plush and soft to the touch. And especially, especially...

Gripforce Retractable Cleat Ice Boots

$299 Gripforce »

Where were Gripforce's retractable spike boots when I was taking the banana peel challenge?! The Swedish-designed "Intelligent Winter Boot" intends to stamp out 2 widespread problems with cold weather footwear: 1) slipperiness;...

CAT Composite Toe Work Sneakers

$79.95 - $154.95 Amazon »

They might look like standard athletic shoes, but trust me, the Streamline Sneakers are some real CAT kickers. Their low-profile, everyday sneak style is a shroud of illusion, there to ensure family and friends don't...

Talking Chewbacca Slippers

$29.99 ThinkGeek »

Now Wookiee here, feet! I need to you pipe down for a second! This is a sneak attack on the glazed pumpkin old fashioneds while She-Ra: Princess of Power is in the bathroom. It's cool, though. It's a baker's dozen. Her...

PF Flyers Made in USA Sandlot Edition

$149.99 PF Flyers »

I'm pretty sure PF Flyers released an official pair of Sandlot Center Hi's a few years ago to commemorate the 20th anniversary of Benny's hopping over that fence to pickle The Beast. But now they have another batch, the...

Kkika Rotating Acupressure Slippers

$21.95 Amazon »

No pain, no gain, right? More precisely, in the world of acupressure and Kkika's Rotating Acupressure Slippers, it's no pain, no relief of pain...

Astral Brewer Sneakers

$90 - $115 Amazon »

Sneaks and flip-flops: my life for the next 3 months. I love summer. Especially this part of it, the very beginning leading up to the Solstice. It's sunny. It's warm. It's light at 5 a.m. It's light at 9 p.m. And everyone's...

KEEN UNEEK Sandals

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KEEN says, "There's unique, and then there's UNEEK." I say there's unique, and then there's F'ing weird. These sandals look like someone had a little too much time and a little too much paracord on his hands. But KEEN...

Superfeet Outside Sandals

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You can't put insoles in flip flops, but Superfeet has found a way to put flip flops in their insoles. Superfeet Outside Sandals bring the structure and contour that make feet feel good on the inside to the 360-degree...