Shoes

VIA Waterproof Knit Shoes

$99 - $109 VIA »

VIA Knit Shoes are treated with a Nano-Tech Membrane that repels both water and dirt for up to 2 hours of tromping around in mud puddles on a rainy spring day. They're also convertible sneaks, with fold-over flaps that...

Volcom Men's Recliner Leather Flip-Flops

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Volcom's Recliner Leather Sandals are flip-flops fit for those vacation days when your wife wants to go touring and shopping and bar hopping, but you're feeling more like a La-Z-Boy who just wants to lounge by the pool...

Parasoles - 3D Recovery Socks with Polymer Soles

$55 Parasoles »

While I haven't tried Parasoles myself, I have seen the funky sock-shoes in action on another dude at my gym. He flippin'-tires loves them. Always tries to get me to try them on and see for myself, but uh, these so-called...

GLOW Full-Surface LED Sneakers

$98 - $140 Yes We Glow »

If Nike's making sneakers covered in grass, why shouldn't Yes We Glow make sneakers covered in LED lights? GLOW sneaks take flashy shoes to the next level with a grid of LEDs covering the full surface of their uppers...

Nike Air Max 1 Golf "Grass" Sneakers

Nike is a little early for April Fool's Day, but I guess they wanted to get the Air Max 1 Golf "Grass" word out soon into the 2019 PGA Tour, and build some hype for the sneakers. Which, as far as I can tell, are real...

Storage Soles - Hidden Stash Insoles

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Storage Soles hold more than just a lucky penny in your shoe. These adjustable insoles have a hidden stash compartment built into their heel cups sized to protect some extra cash, a key, your medicine ( or "medicine")...

Nike Air Fear of God 1 Sneaker

$350 Nike »

Put the fear of God...in your feet. Nike has teamed up with Fear of God sneaker and fashion designer Jerry Lorenzo to create the Nike Air Fear of God 1 Sneaker. Judging by the shoe's release date - December 15, 2018 -...

Puffy Coat Slippers

$18.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

These puffy coat slippers aren't the ugliest slippers I've ever seen...well, maybe the orange ones are the ugliest slippers I've ever seen, but I'll bet they're the warmest and coziest on your feet. And the puffiest and...

Sorel Dude Moc Slippers

$58 - $85 Amazon »

Does seeing Sorel's Dude Moc Slippers, looking all soft and warm and ready to bear hug my feet, and wanting them almost more than I want a new gaming console and 4K TV officially make me an old man? Well. So be it!...

Crochet Converse Slippers

$49.85 Amazon »

Crochet Converse Slippers! A great big foot hug from Grandma and Chuck Taylor! These handmade yarn booties come in colors and sizes suitable for men, women, and children, so they'd make an all-star gift for an athlete...

Fur-Lined Winter Slipper Boots

$19.99 - $32.99 Amazon »

I saw a dude wearing a pair of these furry slipper boots at the coffee shop yesterday morning, and since it was one of the first mornings of what will become many months of temperatures that do not please me, I became...

Bread Slippers

$14.99 - $20.99 Amazon »

It's not just that Bread Slippers exist, it's that Bread Slippers exist in so many styles of toasty foot loaves! French baguette, country white, marble rye, sesame seed, multi-seed, hot dog bun...my blood sugar is spiking...

Fronteer Aqua Solo Sneakers

$145 Fronteer »

A shoe for the postmodern athlete, Fronteer's Aqua Solo sneakers mash up elements of water shoes, hiking boots, and climbing shoes into their laceless, low-top, hiker-style form. And the sneaks' name and inspiration come...

ECCO EXOSTRIKE Dyneema Edition Hiking Boots

$300 ECCO »

ECCO has upgraded their funky, street-style EXOSTRIKE line of hiking boots with Dyneema bonded leather uppers. As ECCO is a company out of Denmark, I wonder if "Dyneema" is Danish for "World's! Strongest! Leather!" Because...

Redneck Boot Sandals

Redneck Boot Sandals, this is an old April Fool's joke, right? Maybe that too, but these cowboy boot-flip flop hybrids are also an actual shoe made in Alabama. Or Oklahoma. Or Texas. Or one of those states where it becomes...

Dualyz Summer Slipper Shoe with Removable Sole

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Dualyz invites all dudes and ladies to take their bottoms off. Nah, not because they want to start an orgy. Because they make unisex slipper shoes, sneaker-style footwear with removable soles for protective traipsing...

Ugly Feet Flip Flops

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Oh man, I thought my friend Cornelius had ugly feet. But if even he got a pair of these Ugly Feet Flip Flops, I would know the crusty, cracking, mangled, bunion-bulging dogs from the swamp couldn't possibly be his own...

Skinners Minimalist Barefoot Sock Shoes

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Skinners combine socks and the minimalist, barefoot shoe craze to form...Skinners Minimalist Barefoot Sock Shoes. I feel like this is the one thousandth time already this year I've had to ask, Are we living in an episode...

Men's Nike Benassi JDI Fanny Pack Slide

$49.99 Finish Line »

If I heard about Nike's new Benassi JDI Fanny Pack men's slide sandals without seeing them, I'd probably ask whatever yay-hoo was telling me about them if he needed some shoes to go with his Dadbag and Swoveralls. Or...

PF Flyers 25th Anniversary Sandlot Sneakers

It's been almost 2 years since PF Flyers released their Made in USA Sandlot Edition sneakers, so I'm due for a new pair. And, happily, the PF Flyers 25th Anniversary Sandlot sneaks are due to launch, in collaboration...

Bedrock Cairn 3D Pro Adventure Sandals

Barefoot your feet up for spring and summer outdoor adventures with a pair of Cairn 3D Pro sandals from Bedrock Sandals. You know Bedrock, right? The place where the Flintstones and the Rubbles scampered up rocky cliffs...

Black Jack Boot Jack Boot Remover

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Using a boot jack to take your boots off isn't pure laziness. Not just anyway. Anyone who owns a pair of burly work boots, tall and narrow cowboy boots, or spaceman snow boots knows that removing them entails more than...

adidas Predator Tango 18+ Indoor Shoes

$168.99 - $180 Amazon »

The original intent of the adidas Predator design, conceptualized by the former Aussie footballing great Craig Johnston (who I've never heard of) was to give an increase to the friction between boot and ball via rubber...

Adidas NMD_CS1 GTX Primeknit Sneakers

$160.81 - $382.23 Amazon »

Adidas' NMD_CS1 GTX Primeknit sneakers are made with a 100% waterproof GORE-TEX lining, so even though I'll trash their pristine white Primeknit upper within the first 15 minutes of stepping outside in the shoes, it will...