Sriracha Boxer Briefs
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For those who claim to put Sriracha on everything, it's time to put your money where your mouth is. Introduce the rooster to the family jewels. Acquaint your two favorite hot cocks. Sriracha Boxer Briefs burn along backsides in the hot sauce's trademark fiery red, with a green-tipped bottle and the phrase, "Respect the hot cock" branded across the front. I hear dudes who wear them feel like 5 stars of hotness. Or maybe just that they feel 5 stars of hotness. Like up against their junk. Pair Sriracha Boxer Briefs with Romance Pants and take your sexy MFness from Warp to Ludicrous Speed.
Available in sizes Small through XL, the Sriracha theme was screen printed onto American Apparel brand underwear. Ladies' Sriracha briefs are also available in white, with a horizontal rooster sauce bottle, but I have to say, they look a little ill-fitting and androgynous. If I were a lady, I would hold out for the lacy ones.