Penis Print Face Mask
- Avo-Penis Gaiter Face Mask - $2.00
- Boobie Gaiter Face Mask - $15.99
- Repeating Penis Face Mask - $12.56
- Face Mask Inner Support Frame - $15.98
- Rasta Imposta Longuini & Meatballs Costume - $31.32
On the one hand the Penis Print Face Mask brings its wearers dangerously close to eating a dick. But in a wonderful twist of irony, the Penis Print Face Mask will also protect them from having to do it!
It's exposed penises serving as condoms for your face!
Since the mask mandates have gone into effect in many states and public places, I've seen a lot of creative and whimsical takes on them. The Shark Face Mask. The Dad Mask. The iSphere whole head dome. The Penis Print Face Mask is just another fun and funny attempt to make the best of a bad situation. Pandemic. Year on Earth. It's like the saying goes: when life gives you lemons, make wiener fabric.
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