Punch Hammer Camping Multi-Tool

Discontinued

Use the Punch Hammer camping multi-tool to pound in tent stakes, shovel up a proper burial plot for your poop, and - oh, hello knuckle duster - pop a grizzly bear in the snout...

BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector

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Elevate your game - or at least your own perception of it - with the BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector. For gamers at their PC setups or, uh, players in their living rooms and car interiors, the mini projector...

Royole RoKit - Flexible Electronics Development Kit

The RoKit from foldy smartphone designer Royole is a flexible electronics development kit with an open platform, designed for makers to help Royole improve their technology and product offerings...

Luisladders Triple-Jointed Folding Ladder

$132.99 - $213.99 Amazon »

Ah, this folding ladder from Luisladders reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Karen: triple-jointed and evil AF...

Posable Dinosaur Table Lamp

$49.96 - $54.99 Amazon »

Watt's up T-Rex? This posable dinosaur table lamp still isn't equipped to give you a high-five, but he does come fully able and ready to shine a light on your WFH workstation or, more likely, your kid's homework...

E106: What Is This Thing?

$9.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 106 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Fresco Chef Hat - Keep Your Baked Goods Fresh

$15 Fresco »

The Fresco Chef Hat doesn't bake the goods, it keeps the already baked goods fresh, so the last of your dozen cupcakes from the local bakery will taste just as moist and delicious as your first, even if you're eating...

The Infinite Damascus Steel Butterfly Knife

It's that time of year again. All the little caterpillars have emerged from their cocoons as beautiful butterflies. And Romance of Men's Infinite Damascus Steel Butterfly Knife might be amongst the most stunning of them...

TREATOI Automatic Treat Ball Dispenser

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Like getting a second dog, or dropping in for some remote cooing and play on a Petcube, the TREATOI automatic treat ball dispenser is not going to make your pup look less forlorn when you leave the house, or miss you...

Playdate Handheld Game System

$179 Playdate »

What's old is new again. The Playdate handheld game system will officially debut this year, with preorders beginning on July 29, 2021. Unlike Nintendo's own Switch (itself coming out with some shiny new upgrades) the...

Lorals Latex Panties - A New Way to Say Yes to Oral

$25 Lorals »

Finally! A wearable dental dam! Lorals Latex Panties, despite being able to stop right there - latex panties? I'm in! Wrap some in every style up as a gift for my wife - aren't just sexy underwear to look at, they're...

Rubber Chicken Slingshots

$9.99 Amazon »

If you don't give a flying cluck about these rubber chicken slingshots, then...more rubber chicken slingshots for me! This listing is for a party-ready pack of 30 finger fliers, each ready to partake in some poultry shenanigans...

12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LCD Eyes

$379 Home Depot »

Home Depot is following up the spooky success their 12' Skeleton from last Halloween not only with even more 12' Skeletons for this year, but the all-new 12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LifeEyes (i.e., LCD eyeballs...

Flagship Light - Turn a Skillet Into a Cast Iron Grill

$49 - $59 Kickstarter »

Flagship Light is a cast iron plate that fits inside any 10" to 12" skillet you already own. According to Flagship designers, it turns the skillet into a legit cast iron grilling surface you can use to replicate the dry...

Bang!: Masturbation for All Genders & Abilities

$3.74 Amazon »

You were searching for a book on masturbation for people of all genders and abilities? Bang! Here it is. Hey, it's even titled Bang!: Masturbation for People of All Genders and Abilities...

Smart Electric Blackout Window Shade

$229 Amazon »

Throw shade 'til you black out, and sleep well at night because of it. These smart electric roller shades are made of 100% blackout material, and custom sized to fit any windows in your house. Put them in the bedroom...

Sunset Projection Lamp

$17.99 Amazon »

How do you like your sunsets? Orange? Red? Up against the wall of your bedroom? Beaming their fiery rays across your two cats sitting at the piano alongside a portrait you're painting of your dog? Check, check, check...

3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold

$13.99 Amazon »

I could call this 3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold a Life-Size or 1:1 Scale 3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold, because even if it doesn't unmold the size of your skull or my skull right now, it was the size of our skulls at some...

Hummingbird Ring Feeder

$6.99 Amazon »

Hand-, or rather, finger-feed your garden's most adorable guests with a Hummingbird Ring Feeder. The oversized ring is a scaled-down version of a standard plastic hummingbird feeder, with a bottom reservoir for the sugar...

Chameleon Tape Measure

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Before I tell you about the delightful and whimsical Chameleon Tape Measure from Coppertist.Wu, let me tell you an almost unbelievable nugget of information about the chameleon, and namely the chameleon's tongue, the...

Virtual Mate - Worlds' First Virtual Intimacy System

The long wait for your Mate is over! Virtual Mate, following a very successful crowdfunding campaign, has released some very slick - like, Astroglide slick - new technology. Self-described as "the world's first virtual...

Lever Gear BitVault

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The Lever Gear BitVault is both for your bits and your bits 'n' pieces. Beneath its sliding drawer the EDC keychain tool has a segmented chamber that holds hex bits, pills, toothpicks, a bill or two of cash, phone adapters...

Dr. Squatch Star Wars Collection Soap

Perhaps once they see Dr. Squatch's Star Wars Collection Soap your kiddos won't want to cast bathtime into a galaxy far, far away. A limited edition from the hairy beast grooming brand, Star Wars Soaps pay equal homage...

Session Goods One Hitter

The Session Goods One Hitter isn't your grandpa's pipe. But your refined and elegant grandma would probably love it. Another release from designer-level smoking companion brand Session Goods, the One Hitter is a piece...