Camera Lens Kitchen Timer

$14 Photo Jojo »

Thanks to foodies and the blogging world, cameras and cuisine have pretty much become inextricably bound. Photojojo, ever the purveyor of the photography's most clever, kitschy, and surprisingly useful accessories (check...

Casio Calculator Watch

$29.92 Amazon »

Who remembers the CASIOTRON? Casio's 1974 release of the world's first digital watch* with an automatic calendar. Well, also looking svelte and cutting-edge in that chunky, throwback sort of way is the timepiece magnate's...

Bone Pistols

$1,235 TradeMe »

A set of dueling pistols created by Kiwi artist Bruce Mahalski is now up for auction with a starting bid of around $1,235 American dollars. They include spare bullets and come in a custom-altered case with blood-red inlay...

Tank Slippers

$6.99 Etsy »

Incoming! And this time, in addition to unleashing artillery, they're also unleashing the ripe, fishy odors of feet that have been sweating underneath an 8" thickness of woolen yarn! Tank Slippers, should you be up for...

Nintendo Zapper Laser

Discontinued

The days of old school Nintendo Zappers and Duck Hunt have come full circle. Except this time the Zapper is souped up with a 2W+ blue laser, and can blast real ducks. Or at least light paper ducks on fire. DIY extraordinaires...

Black Light Makeup

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If you can resign yourself to wearing a face (or body) full of lime green makeup when the boring yellow lights are on, get ready to blow minds when the sexy black ones take over. Fluorescing in brilliant neon hues under...

The BevBuckle

$34.99 The Beer Buckle »

BevBuckle! It was on Shark Tank. I didn't see the episode, but that's what it says all over the Internet, so it must be true. Respectable programming like Shark Tank wouldn't allow a retractable booze-holding belt buckle...

Dragon Scale Leather Armor

$639.99 Etsy »

Dragon slaying dudes saw their wicked set of leather armor featured a few months ago, so now, ladies, it's your turn. John McGovern is peddling this handcrafted Dragon Scale Leather Armor to badasses of the female persuasion...

Judge Dredd Lawgiver

$999.99 Bonanza »

From the meticulous maestro who brought us the Aliens M41A Pulse Rifle comes a similarly immaculate replica from Judge Dredd. Fabricator The Kingpin touts his custom-made Lawgiver as a precise copy of the one Judge Stallone...

Treadmill Desk

Sold Out Amazon »

TrekDesk. For if you're insanely efficient. Or always making excuses. If vertical treadmills and the monotony of conveyor belting aimlessly at the gym aren't your thing. If you have restless leg syndrome. If you are a...

Emergency Drinking Water Storage

$34.94 Amazon »

If you have an extra bathtub lying around, have I got a deal for your Zombie Apocalypse preparations. The waterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage Bladder lines everyone's second favorite bathroom basin and, when connected...

Star Wars Terrariums

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Although caged in a hanging glass globe, Yoda appears at peace amidst the pebbles and artificial mosses of his terrarium. Artist Tony Larson first hand-carved the terrain and planted the delicate landscape before showing...

Assassin's Creed Kenway Jacket

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Maker Volante Design calls this Assassin's Creed fashion statement the Kenway Jacket, and includes a lot of nonsense about how it is available with two closure options to make it either symmetrical or asymmetrical, but...

Professional Racing Simulators

Downgraded in size, upgraded in awesomeness. These J3SIM Professional Racing Simulators have been tailored for both race centers and home use to give drivers the same adrenaline explosion and propensity to projectile...

Galaxy Tights

Galaxy Tights. No, sorry, Magellanic Cloud Nebula Space Tights. That's what happens to simple naming endeavors when new agey companies and celebrities seize control of the task. Similar to--but a little more sparkly...

X-Ray Lightboxes

Real X-rays of human hands, human chest cavities, and demon skulls have been captured with a radiograph and framed to set the foundation for these nifty lightboxes. Each print is signed and numbered by artist Kelly Hoffman...

Ostrich Pillow

$99 Amazon »

If looking like a complete schmo in an Ostrich Pillow means that I can sleep through transcontinental flights and my boss' stories about his Junior Samba Champion grandson, then bring on the gawks and guffaws. I won't...

Railroad Spike Knives

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Blacksmith Jeremy Duke has four things to say about his Railroad Spike Knives. They are 1) forged for our pleasure and 2) predominantly novelty items, but 3) can be used to F someone up as a weapon, although he makes...

Reindeer Threesome Sweater

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It's a highly inappropriate Rudolph sandwich, wherein Rudolph proves that he can both dish it out and take it. The Reindeer Threesome Sweater is to make your holidays, and particularly your impending Ugly Christmas Sweater...

Life-Size Ghostbusters Slimer

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What better to test out your Ghostbusters Proton Backpack and Ghost Trap replicas on than a Life-Size Slimer? The wall-mounted, ecto-green spectacle even thrusts forth in 3D, though thankfully artist Jeff Teo cast him...

Solid Wood Keyboards

$163 Oree Design »

Using the word "slab" to describe something as elegant as these solid wood keyboards seems a little unflattering, but they are indeed QWERTY masterpieces carved from a single slab of either maple or walnut. Designer Oree...

Owlberto the Wise Lamp

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Owlberto the Wise. Lamp. Robot. Vintage Kodak Stereo camera head that makes him look kind of like Johnny 5 from Short Circuit. Owlberto's eyes light up via a pair of LED bulbs, while his torso slays additional darkness...

Glow Stones

Ambient Glow Technology's Glow Stones combine with concrete--they either mix in freestyle or nestle in methodically--to create everything from illuminated pathways to Fairyland to sculpted lawn ornaments to mood-setting...

Popinator Popcorn Launcher

Discontinued

The Popinator, a voice-activated device that launches a kernel of popcorn from its spout to your mouth at the sound of the word Pop!, may not be in production yet, but a once-over of the video makes it fairly clear that...