Jell-O Shot Syringes

$11.99 - $12.75 Amazon »

If I took down the entirety of this 20-pack of Jell-O shot syringes myself I wonder if I'd be retching all the colors of the rainbow more from the cheap Popov vodka or the dense mixture of high fructose corn syrup and...

Monti Taste Collection Set

Sold Out Amazon »

Remember Pretentious Beer Glasses? Well meet the next step up (or down, depending on how you view beer snobbery): Narcissistic Beer Glasses. Also known as The Monti Taste Collection. These 4 glasses have been designed...

Upton Handmade Belts

$110 - $130 Upton »

"American leather, Italian tanning, Texan hands." Upton Belts launched its online brand of custom-sized not-accessories just this year. The company hopes men (and women!) who wear their designs will discover they can...

SanDisk Ultra Fit 128GB USB 3.0 Flash Drive

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Big performance in a tiny package. This USB 3.0 flash drive from SanDisk can write up to 10 times faster than USB 2.0 drives. That means transferring things like full-length films is possible in less than 40 seconds...

Prosthetic Dragon Spikes

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Is there a word for when something is equal parts disturbing and smokin' hot? That's what I'd like to call the image of this lady wearing Dragon Spikes. Their mutant effect is remarkable, somewhere between mythical miracle...

The Force Awakens Voice-Changing Masks

$67.34 - $83.80 Amazon »

The Star Wars: The Force Awakens Halloween costumes are rolling in for the kids! And by kids, I mean me. I'll take two enforcer of the First Order voice-changing masks, version Stormtrooper for myself, and Captain Phasma...

Slap It Butt Lamp

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I really appreciate how un-stuffy and...cheeky the Brits' sense of humor is. Sorry, humour. For example, I'd like to give whomever created this lamp a big slap on the back to show my admiration. And then a big approving...

Life-Size Inflatable Jabba the Hutt

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Although this Jabba the Hutt looks more huggable than creepy, I still think he wins the Halloween Inflatable Lawn Ornament Contest for 2015. He's way cooler than a smiley 12' spider, and on par with the Peeping Creeper...

SKEYE Pico Drone

We've seen SKEYE's Mini. And then its Nano. Now to complete the family: the runt of the litter, Pico. At least I hope this is it for the SKEYEs. I don't know about you, but SKEYE Embryo is where I draw the line...

10 Gallon Whiskey Still

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As I mentioned during my show-and-tell of the Black & Tan tool, I prefer whiskey to beer. Lots and lots of whiskey. Four gallons ought to do it. So someone pass me a 10-gallon whiskey still, a bag of distiller's yeast...

Disc-It Custom Grills

$275 - $459 Disc-It »

Grilling is about to get personal...ized. The Disc-It is a steel grill with a wok-like top and hundreds of options for artistic customization. Buyers can choose from Disc-It's archive of designs or create their own to...

The Force Awakens First Order Stormtrooper Helmet

$200 Anovos »

The good news is this is the first ever Standard Line version of a Star Wars: The Force Awakens First Order Stormtrooper Helmet, and you can have one for $200 ($249.95 if you wait until October 1 to order). That bad news...

Mighty Mug Barware - Glasses That Won't Fall Over

$30 - $180 Mighty Mug »

Your coffee is already Mighty, but how about your beer, wine, and gin & tonic? The makers of Mighty Mug, the Mug That Won't Fall Over are expanding their line to barware with a collection of 4 familiar glasses with the...

The guns, swords, and Personal Information Processors you wield on screen may not exist in real life...yet...but many, many attempts at replicating them do. From old school to new school, computer to console, fantasy to in the field, and the 700s to the 2700s, here are my picks for the Top 15 Video...

Black & Tan Beer Layering Tool

$10.95 Amazon »

I myself prefer Snakebites to Black and Tans, but really I just like straight whiskey. Less filling and makes it slightly more bearable to be around all the microbrew snobs who insist on "crafting" their layered drinks...

Inflatable Pizza Slice Raft

$29.99 Amazon »

Mmmm, I can't think of anything sexier than a lady in a bikini all tan and oiled up and floating on a giant slice of sausage and pepperoni. Don't worry, ma'am, that pizza is made of polyethylene. Its calories won't impregnate...

iBeats By Dre In-Ear Headphones

Don't think of these iBeats earbuds as leftovers from Beats By Dre's past. Think of them as the end of an era whose high-res sound, iconic style, and resonating bass can be preserved in your ears for 50% off. For a limited...

The Ball Lifter (NSFW)

$17 - $22.95 Amazon »

I know what you're thinking: is that a push-up bra...for my balls? The answer is yes. The Ball Lifter was designed to lift and embellish your package without pumps, pills, or other male member enhancement quackery. It's...

Ako Dice

Ako Dice are what happens when an architect gets his hands on the gaming world. Kacha took his architecture background to product design with a trio of Kickstarter campaigns. Here you see his latest and most successful...

Giveaway Closed

Giveaway: 6-Month Supply of KillCliff Cold Brew Coffee

It's Monday, 3:00 pm. Are you ready to get after it? To slay your Q3 review, hit the gym hard, and then go home and spend a couple hours helping the kids with their science projects and algebra homework? Or is 3:00 more...

Rhei Liquid Display Clock

First thing's first: if you want to see what's so special about Rhei, fast forward to 1:50 in the above video to bypass the dramatic buildup and jump straight to the action flow...

CUFF Notification & 911 Smart Bracelet

Discontinued

Give your lady an extra layer of connectivity and safety when she's on her own...and, OK, feel a little better walking through a sketch area yourself when the two of you are together...with CUFF jewelry. The CUFF bracelet...

Screaming Pillow Case

$33.99 Etsy »

Whoa. Enter Sandman. I wonder how many days I would be banished to the couch if I left this screaming man traveling through time, space, and pillow case for my girlfriend to find when she goes to bed tonight. I think...

Mexican Army Cipher Disk

$41.75 Amazon »

What we have here is a state-of-the-art encryption machine. At least state-of-the-art as the state of art was just prior to WWI. During the United States' period of conflict with Mexico eventual father of cryptology...