Inflatable Pizza Slice Raft
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- Flip Flop Pool Float - $20.44
- Junior Mints Pool Float - $9.99
- Tootsie Roll Noodle Float - $11.19
- Gigantic Tootsie Roll Pop Beach Ball - $18.41
- Dots Candy Raft - $19.43
Mmmm, I can't think of anything sexier than a lady in a bikini all tan and oiled up and floating on a giant slice of sausage and pepperoni. Don't worry, ma'am, that pizza is made of polyethylene. Its calories won't impregnate your thighs.
The ones in those pina coladas you keep sucking down while you float probably will though.
This giant Pizza Slice Pool Float delivers big fun and endless cheesy jokes to the water in 30 minutes or less. It has a pizza crust head rest and a duo of drink holders. And just in case you thought the kitsch couldn't get any kitschier, individual slices can be rafted up alongside one another to create a complete pizza pie.
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