Geizeer Ice Cube Air Conditioner
Make that "Geizeer Super Cheap and Eco-Friendly Ice Cube Air Conditioner." (And it's actually pronounced "Guy-zer," not "Gee-zer," even though in my head it will always be the latter.) At an operational cost of less than...
Filzer Buckster Bow Saw
While in the photo above Filzer's Buckster Bow Saw looks like a jagged-bottomed volleyball net, or an upside down shopping cart, or some cumbersome, complex contraption, check out photo #2. A simple, cylindrical tube...
AtmosRX Dry Herb & Oil Vaporizer
It seems like vaporizers are heading towards fitness tracker levels of popularity. And just as the former have encouraged tons of people to work out and get in shape, here's hoping the latter convince them to smoke weed...
Milk & Cookies Shots
Now that the Cookie Monster has had his fling with Siri, maybe he can engage the services of Alexa to order him a dozen...or 8 dozen...of Dirty Cookie's Milk & Cookie Shots. I can't wait to see what he gets up to while...
Floaty Pants Hands-Free Flotation Device
It's the 4th of June. You know what that means: time to start ampin' up for the 4th of July! And the rest of the summer swimming, floating, and partying season for that matter. How's about some Floaty Pants to give your...
Star-Shaped Fruit & Veggie Grow Molds
Be the star of the party. Show your patriotism on the 4th of July. Use these molds to grow some lemons and give yourself the gold star you never got from your teachers. (How's that for making lemonade, Mrs. Carlson?)...
LandShark Pound-In Landscape Edging
Obviously I know nothing about gardening or landscape designs...or doing anything with care and precision, really--but I do know that I like the look of this toothy edging. I also like that they use the words "LandShark"...
Wake 'n' Bake Coffee Mug
There are a ton of these wake 'n' bake mugs out there, but I went with the delightful navy blue one you see here because its marketing is genius. Coffee or tea alongside my morning tokes? Pssshhh, F that. Fill that pipe...
The Fortress Luxury Safe
I sure hope German safe manufacturer Doettling's Fortress lives up to its "safest luxury safe in the world" claims because there's no way any owner of one is going to be able to keep it hidden, discreet, or installed...
Pickle Juice Sport Drink
Don't worry. No cucumbers are harmed in the making of Pickle Juice. This briny sports drink is simply packed with pickling ingredients and flavors, plus a few other functional vitamins and minerals, that its creators...
A Hole Paperweight
Happy Father's Day, old man. Remember all those times you told me how when you found out Mom was pregnant with me you said you needed another kid like you needed a hole in the head? And then after I was born, and as I...
Realtree Camouflage Floating Island
Don't just commune with nature, blend in with it nestled inside this Realtree camouflage-printed floating island. At least until you, the 3 buddies you've got next to you, and the case of beer and MEGABOOM speaker you've...
Q*Bert Desk Organizer
Oh @!#?@! Where'd I put my pen? Did I lose those scissors again? Dave Delisle, whose THOR Hammer Tool Kit you just saw here, has also birthed this Q*Bert Desk Organizer brainchild...
AOZORA Mini Coffee Press
Your newest piece of EDC? A whole coffee maker. Don't sweat it, though, because this one from AOZORA is tiny. Small enough to slip in your pocket. Or latch onto your backpack. At only 6-1/2" long, the miniature coffee...
Sao Paulo Watch
The 2016 Olympics may be in Rio, but you can still have the time of your life in Sao Paulo this summer. You don't even have to go to Brazil (or leave your couch if you don't want to.) The MOS Sao Paulo watch is up for...
BloodStop Hemostatic Gauze
"I dare you." "Hey dude, watch this." "Wanna try to make some money on YouTube?" These are just a few of the calling cards leading to one's introduction to BloodStop, a hemostatic gauze that adheres to spewing wounds...
The CoolerBelt
The CoolerBelt equals -1 extra bag for the beach or park. -1 extra trip to the car. -1 pair of shorts weighed down by phones, sunscreen, portable speakers, and cans of Pringles. This wraparound organizer Velcro-secures...
Hatching Dragon Candle
We've always known that out of the dragon's mouth comes the fire. Now, thanks to a particularly acid-washed, acid-tongued Mother, we also know it's possible that out of the fire's mouth come the dragons. So here's a candle...
Motion-Activated LED Toilet Light
Green means go, and red means go if you have a willy. This motion-activated toilet night light glows its green LED when you shuffle your way into a dark bathroom with the toilet seat down, and its red one when the seat...
The JerkShirt (NSFW)
Now don't take NSFW the wrong way. The JerkShirt was indeed created primarily for the office (and secondarily for the dinner table). But I would caution against watching the video, illuminating as it may be, within eye-...
SilentKeys - The Go-Incognito Keyboard
SilentKeys launched its Kickstarter campaign today, seeking your funding for your privacy. This plug 'n' play USB keyboard connects to any computer and turns all key strokes and actions you complete while using it incognito...
Whole Pizza Pool Float
I'm hard pressed to spend more than $11.99 on a pizza anymore, but I guess I could make an exception for a pie that's 10 times bigger than the ones I normally order. At least it still comes with free delivery...
Indoor/Outdoor Wi-Fi Enabled Ceiling Fan
A heavy breeze with a side of efficiency. The Haiku L Series ceiling fan suits seekers of airflow indoors and out, as well as both the remote control faithfuls and the app-happy who can't put their smartphones down for...
Lolo Lids Covert Beer Koozies
Drink your beer on the down Lolo with this lid of subterfuge. Disguised as a to-go coffee lid, the Lolo* fits over a can of beer, which then slides into most any large paper coffee cup to form a covert koozie. Sneaky...