AvoSeedo - Grow an Avocado Tree

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Hit the guacamole jackpot with the AvoSeedo. This plastic tool serves as a base for growing your own avocado tree at home. The best part: true to nature's form, it takes an avocado to make an avocado, so you'll need to...

Clemens Habicht's Colour Puzzles

$39.51 Amazon »

Some people like a challenge, but not me! So one look at Clemens Habicht's Colour Puzzles and all that comes to mind is, Haha! I feel sorry for the poor bastard who sits down next to a window with that gift from hell!...

Delectables SqueezeUps - Go-Gurt for Cats

$15.76 - $17.99 Amazon »

I can has creamy tuna Go-Gurt? Yes, cats of the world, thanks to Delectables SqueezeUps, you can. Fire up your tongue and mind your claws because this is how this treat session's gonna go: I hold and squeeze, you lick...

World's Largest Super Soaker

Your biggest concern about the World's Largest Super Soaker* shouldn't be that it will get you super soaked upon impact. Because the water jet maker Mark Rober has built this 7-foot H2Ogre to spew is so powerful it can...

BumpShox Front Car Bumper Guard

$34.95 Amazon »

I wonder if the BumpShox bumper guard protects the cars you bump from damage. If so, I'm definitely getting one for mysel...my future wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. She, uh, failed parallel parking in her driver's exam...

Prep'd Pack Modular Lunchbox

Discontinued

The Prep'd Pack lunchbox combines the efficiency and organization of a bento box with America's - or at least my - love of Tupperware. The best, best part of visiting my mama's house is opening her fridge and exploring...

The Knockout + Herb Bowl Bundle

If The Knockout beer / water / gravity bong didn't knock you out hard enough in Round 1, get ready for Round 2: The Knockout and Herb Bowl Bundle...

Ziv's Portable Smoker

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Ziv likes his fish straight out of the smoker the same night he catches it. Even if he's spending that night in Mother Nature's backyard instead of his own. He created Ziv's Portable Smoker - a cooker box that collapses...

Bushwick Kitchen Honeys & Sauces

$10.99 - $37.99 Amazon »

Since debuting with Bees Knees Spicy Honey a few years ago, Bushwick Kitchen has expanded their line of sweet heat, sweet sweet, and heat heat sauces to include maple syrup and sriracha. They're meant for drizzling onto...

BTO Cooler Stackable Drink Koozies

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Double fisters, rejoice! The BTO Cooler turns the average koozie into a stackable drink holder and insulator so you'll never be without a cold one - or tower of cold ones - in hand...

Saint Unbreakable Motorcycle Jeans

$175 - $360 Saint »

When Saint calls their motorcycle jeans "unbreakable," they mean it without jest or hyperbole. And they're willing to put their body weight, their belt grinder, their X-acto knife, and their brute force where their mouth...

B.A.T. Coin Multi-Tool

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If it looks like a B.A.T. and cuts, opens, ignites, and carries like a B.A.T., it must be a Bring Anywhere Tool. In the case of the B.A.T. Coin multi-tool, one barely bigger than a quarter too...

The Odorless Toilet Fan

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The Odorless Toilet Fan claims to be "the #1 way to eliminate #2 odor." The unit installs inside your toilet tank to inhale all the foul-smelling air your bowel movements produce so you don't have to...

Portable Armrest Extender & Divider

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To put this armrest extender and divider on my airplane seat the next time I fly somewhere do I need the person next to me's permission? I mean, it's not like the Knee Defender, aiding in my comfort at the expense of...

Real Action Crossbow Set

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Armed only with suction cup arrows, I'm not sure how much real action I'd get using the Real Action Crossbow Set. Could be fun to shoot at the fridge. Or She-Ra: Princess of Power's butt cheeks. But the suction cups wouldn't...

Vycle Bicycle Elevator

On the Vycle you won't go Tour de France fast or Tour de France graceful (heh, heh, check it out) but seated atop this human-powered elevator, you will go all out Y-axis on a bicycle...

Duct Tape Engineer

$24.99 Amazon »

Not sure knowing your way around a roll of duct tape will get you a job at NASA, but if you pair it with Duct Tape Engineer the knowledge could score you a sweet backpack. Or a whole entire kayak. That floats...

OGarden Rotating Indoor Plant Wheel

$1,397 OGarden »

OGarden thinks your plants might like to take a ride on the ferris wheel too. This rotating indoor garden gives those of us without the space or climate conditions we'd need to grow our own food in a VegTrug outdoors...

Folding Beach Chair & Roller Cart

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This folding beach chair and roller cart has it all: room for your gear and room for your rear. Fishermen, beachgoers, and festival regulars can haul their blankets, coolers, and other outing necessities (i.e., fiber...

Foldable Rocket Drone

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Retractable makes it packable. This Rocket Drone with foldable arms goes from flying quadcopter to compact cylinder faster than a couple of kids flailing and fighting in the backseat go straight-backed, arms at sides...

Amabrush 10-Second Automatic Toothbrush

Discontinued

Amabrush says it's the World's First Automatic Toothbrush, but watching the demo video makes me think it's just the first time someone thought to cross a Blizzident with a vibrator...

Nintendo Switch Joy-Con Classic Controllers

$199 ColorWare »

ColorWare's Nintendo Switch Joy-Con Classic Controllers are pretty fly for a game guy. And also pretty pricey for a paint job. I don't care how precise and professional the controllers look, or how hard their red retro...

Kitchen Ninja Knife Block

Discontinued

A Kitchen Ninja Knife Block for all the Kitchen Klutzes like me! Skilled, stealthy, and precise with my blade hovering above an onion I am not, but my inner covert agent of feudal Japan would still like to see this knife...

Color Changing Duct Tape

$4.99 - $8.97 Amazon »

Chameleon Skinz duct tape throws it back to my Hypercolor days. Like the T-shirts of yore, their line of color changing adhesives is heat-sensitive, with each tape's primary hue taking a spectral glide into another when...