Airmega Smart Air Purifier

$552.49 - $749.99 Amazon »

"Alexa! Purify my air!" The Airmega is a smart air purifier, app-enabled and compatible with the Amazon Echo. In your home or office, the 4-legged cabinet filters out 99.97% of particulate matter from the air you'd presumably...

DryGuy Force Dry Boot Dryer

$59.94 Amazon »

Pretty fly for a DryGuy. This Force Dry Boot Dryer can suck out the wet and cold from any style of boot or shoe, plus your post-snowman gloves, in 1 to 2 hours. As the name suggests, this plug-in DryGuy uses forced air...

BACtrack Vio Breathalyzer Keychain

Discontinued

BACtrack would like to help us stop driving drunk. And dialing drunk. And texting drunk. And swiping right drunk. Or at least the first 3...

Honest Amish Beard Balm

$11.43 Amazon »

"Honest Amish?" Isn't that redundant? And clearly, the Amish grow some of the finest beards in the world and across time. So stamping a tin "Honest Amish Beard Balm" is marketing genius. The name sells itself...

MecArmy Titanium Carabiner Flashlight

Discontinued

MecArmy says their FL10 is "probably the first carabiner coming with a flashlight." Probably. They're too busy churning out TC4 titanium torches styled after climbers' favorite clips to fact check, but...yeah, probably...

Stikkan Kindling Maker

$229 Amazon »

I was a fan of the Stikkan kindling maker before it caused a huge fight between me and She-Ra: Princess of Power. I said, "Hey, look at this firewood splitter video. You mount it to a wall or tree outside and it makes...

The Excuse Me Stool for Social Escape

What the Excuse Me Stool looks like is a chair with a built-in whoopee cushion that auto-inflates when empty and then, when someone sits on it...Ptttthhhhh! Time for the sitter to say, Excuse Me...

Buttermere Custom Forged Blades

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Buttermere. Like a portmanteau of butter and cashmere. Sounds so smooth and soft, but really it...cuts like a kniiiife! But if feels so right! Buttermere Blades' handmade knives won't be your most cuddly companions, but...

Vessi 100% Waterproof Knit Shoes

$99 - $159 Vessi Footwear »

Vessi's forthcoming knit shoes bring a lightweight sneaker style to the water-deflecting powers of your rain boots. Vessi says their Flash Knit technology will keep the shoes 100% waterproof - and your feet 100% dry up...

NYC Taxi Drivers 2018 Calendar

It's been a long 4 years since I last saw a New York City Taxi Drivers Calendar, but 2018's edition has broken the dry spell. In a move that pairs the pin-up aesthetic with satire, plus humans' inability to look away...

Hang on for Dear Life Storage Jars

$26 - $36.95 Amazon »

Poor Gianni. Stuck in a jar with 2 choices: hang on for dear life; or die drowned in flour. Skewered on skewers. Snuggled to death by Q-Tips...

Professional EverSharp Electric Knife Sharpener

$66.91 Amazon »

The Professional EverSharp electric knife sharpener is a 3-stage system for restoring what your turkeys, tenderloins, roasts, hams, and gift packaging have taken away. The simple tool sharpens sporting and kitchen knives...

Thermo Temporal Artery Thermometer

Sold Out Amazon »

Wow, thermometers have come a loooong way from the up-the-butt of my childhood. The Thermo from Nokia takes your kid's, or your own, temperature without the need to stick it anywhere unpleasant. Or anywhere at all. This...

Men's Trakline No-Holes, One-Size Belts

$29.99 Amazon »

When it comes to pants positioning, waistline aesthetics, and post-holiday gut comfort, 1/4" can make a huge difference. Trakline belts banish the meager lineup of 1"-spaced holes punched in traditional belts from their...

Assassin's Teapot

Discontinued

The Assassin's is a trick teapot! And not a very fun trick if you're on the receiving end. The Chinese creation contains 2 separate interior compartments, one of which was historically meant for tea, and the other of...

Asobu Frosty Beer 2 Go Bottle & Can Cooler

$23.99 Amazon »

As I sit here enjoying some nice 15-degree weather, all I can think is, How am I going to keep my beer as icy as my entire body is right now in 6 months? A simple search produces the answer: Asobu's Frosty Beer 2 Go...

Tree Bookshelves

$451.21 - $1,665.05 Etsy »

Trees become...trees in BespOak Interiors' tree bookshelves, unique and handmade wall-mounted units that are themselves as much of a display as the items you'll store on them...

Whalecum Mat

$35 Whalecum »

Whalecum, my friends. We have nothing but whalecum for you in this house. Spermy the Whale gives a gushing "Hello!" to all guests who cross the threshold in this delightful Whalecum Mat...

Toddler Tamers Leashless Child Ankle Weight System

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Those who balk at parents who harness and leash up their impulsive, wriggly, wandering toddlers, here ya go. Toddler Tamers eliminate the dog-owner aesthetic from an otherwise really effective child minding tactic. Instead...

Gentleman's Comb

The Gentleman's Comb comes to us from Goodworth & Co. and, like the company's Best Wishes Key, reminds us exactly what can be in a name. Here, it's an ornate and gentlemanly embossed brass comb for keeping your locks...

Levitating X Beer Cup

Discontinued

Whoa, it costs a pretty penny to float a beer with a Levitating X. But if you're really into your brews, and the idea of floating a beer also floats your boat, this hovering, spinning spectacle of a beer cup might be...

The Wand - Hangover-Preventing Wine Filter

$24.99 Amazon »

I got classy at a recent holiday party and drank wine all night. She-Ra: Princess of Power told me the next day it was "the cheapest, nastiest Malbec they're probably legally allowed to sell. Like a bottle of backwash...

YakTrax Walk Traction Cleats

$9.93 - $18 Amazon »

As much as I love bloopers videos of people slipping on ice and biting it in snowy winter weather, I don't love it when the subject of such videos is me. YakTrax are traction cleats that slip on over your outdoor shoes...

Zanco tiny t1 - World's Smallest Mobile Phone

$40 - $52 Zanco »

The tiny t1 is a mobile phone smaller than just one of the thumbs I'm holding up right now to show my approval of it. Creator Zanco has crowned it the World's Smallest Mobile Phone and, unlike the World's Smallest Violin...