Tortuga 1667 - Pirate Board Game in a Book
It's a storybook of a board game. Tortuga 1667 pits you, a pirate, and 1 to 8 other players, your crewmates, against a Spanish Galleon sailing in the Caribbean. The conflict: they have treasure and you want it. This strategy...
The High Knife
The High Knife is all about getting high on life. But it can't encompass every facet of your life's joys and gratifications, so the Swiss Army Knife-style multi-tool has chosen to focus on a particular category of them:...
VW Camper Van Toasters
These stainless steel VW Camper Van Toasters are the updated models of this Volkswagen beaut from a few years ago. They're much more sleek and shiny, sophisticated even, than their predecessor, but still radiate the trademark...
Embr Wave Body Thermostat
The Embr Wave body thermostat is a personal temperature regulator that endeavors to warm you up in the frigid winter, and then cool you off in the hot summer. I first saw and wrote about it in prototype form almost 5...
OOAK Forge Neck Knives
Usable handmade sculptures. That's how Harlan Whitman of OOAK Forge would like wearers to think of his neck knives. As the shop's name suggests, all of these pieces are one of a kind, and at printing OOAK Forge had 5...
Watchman Outdoor Cooking Stove
If Rorschach were a grillin' man, the Watchman Stove is what he'd use. This outdoor cooker can make multiple face changes too, with 2 primary cooking options, plus a warming "Potato Plate," plus any new ways of using...
Little Viper Pepper Spray Bracelet
A point, a press, and Oh it burns, it burns! The Little Viper Pepper Spray Bracelet condenses and enhances access to self defense with a low-profile wearable always at the ready around your wrist. Since attacks or assaults...
Light-Up Star Wars Rubber Ducks
Rubber Chewquacker, you're the one. Definitely my favorite in this line of Star Wars rubber ducks. Though Duck Fadar isn't bad either. I can see his LEDs lighting up as his duckie butt hits the water, and his labored...
The best men's slides are boxed and ready to walk you right into summer. Right 'round the beach and pool. Right down the street on a beer run free of wool socks and a down jacket. And, oh yeah, right into the fetid shower at the gym...
SMRT Reaper Nano Blade
The SMRT Reaper Nano Blade's a grower not a shower. The circular multi-tool knife hangs from your keychain as a stylized disc that could be nothing more than a show of your taste in stainless steel trinkets. But when...
Orbiform Mathematically Perfect, Constant Width Solid
Orbiform follows the OLOID in what might be the next evolution of fidget and desktop toys: mathematical sculptures. Both the Orbiform and the OLOID are built according to real, albeit little discussed, geometric shapes...
Giveaway: Oculus Rift + Touch Virtual Reality System
Oculus Rift + Touch Virtual Reality System Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Michael V. of Lake Villa, IL, winner of the Oculus Rift + Touch Virtual Reality System. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude...
The Literal Translation of Country Names Map
You can't buy a print of The Literal Translation of Country Names Map...yet...but that's probably not such a big deal. Like The World According to Americans, this map is more of a way to get a few chuckles and take a...
Kikkerland Portable BBQ Grill Suitcase
BBQ. Now that looks like the kind of work I'd like to carry around in my briefcase. Suitcase. Whatever. The point is, it's way, way better than a laptop full of presentations and my tax returns...
Why on earth would you need any sort of hangover cure, much less the best hangover cure? You can handle your liquor. You don't over-booze it. You don't drink Puerto Rican rum (anymore.) You-...
Mark-Eat! Basting Brush
OTOTO's Mark-Eat! basting brush is for those who really want to highlight their special rib sauce or make their buttery pie crusts pop. The marker-shaped brush comes in neon yellow and obviously takes the shape of a highlighter...
Cactus Back Scratcher
With the Cactus Back Scratcher, no more will you have to rub your body up against the corner of a wall or doorway like a farm animal to take care of that incessant itch. Now you can rub a hard plastic, 2-sided spiky frond...
Carbonite Carbon Fiber Travel Bags
Strong as carbon fiber, but flexible as canvas? Water-, stain-, grease-, and scratch-resistant? What kind of leprechaun spun this Carbonite gold?...
Napwrap Multi-Functional Travel Armrest
For those hesitant to divide and extend their airplane seat armrests, Napwrap will let you eliminate the need for an armrest altogether. The soft wrap loops and twists through your arms to create a self-contained support...
Yes, VELOSOCKs look like big ol' bike condoms. And indeed the covers are a form of protection for those of you in a relationship with a bicycle. If you need to bring a bike inside your house or car, VELOSOCKs will keep you safe from the SMTDs it might bring with it. You know, scuffs, mud, turds...
Classy Ketchup
Spurt. With. Class. Classy Ketchup is a stainless steel ketchup dispenser that shoots a perfect, measured stream of the tomato's special sauce onto your burgers, fries, and scrambled eggs. It's your classier alternative...
Fujifilm Instax Mini 90 Instant Film Camera
My favorite thing Fujifilm says about its Instax Mini 90, a souped up instant camera that combines a retro design and photo prints with some advanced photography features, is it has a Kids Mode. Kids Mode is is great...
PenSimple Premium Herb Grinder & Dispenser
PenSimple can't deliver a drop of ink to paper, but who cares? Once you use the portable herb grinder to dispense a round of green you're not going to have the focus or fine motor skills to write anything down anyway...
KEEGO Squeezable Metal Water Bottle
KEEGO's forthcoming water bottles are made of 99.8% titanium. Elastic titanium. So it's a metal water bottle that's squeezable. Wha-wha?! How'd they do that?...