SCUBA-dooba-doo! This Mini SCUBA Tank endeavors to make diving as easy, breezy, and carefree as - albeit slightly more graceful than - everyone's favorite mystery-solving Great Dane*. The 1L tank holds enough air for...

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of...Tim the Tool Man Taylor. Or Bob Vila. The Mighty Marvel Thor's Hammer Tool Set obviously arrives housed in a case molded to look like Mjolnir...

A lot of us, and especially our health care workers, could use any number of shields right now. Gloves in a Bottle, a self-described Shielding Lotion, is volunteering to be that protective barrier for our dry, cracked...

You can purify your water just like you can purify your laundry. The SteriPEN Adventurer Opti is a compact, handheld device that emits UV light to clean up to 8,000 liters of water. Designed specifically for outdoor/expedition...

Now that I've molted off all their dead skin, it's time to treat my Celor Mask feet to another bodily luxury from Japan: shiatsu massage. This multi-setting machine says it will knead, press, warm, and even sterilize...

I don't know what medieval witch magic Celor puts in their Foot Peel Masks to produce the skin-molting effects you see before you but, even though it would make perfect sense here, I promise you it's not snake oil. Have...

The only problem with this jump starter portable enough to hold in the palm of my hand is that it does require me to get out of my vehicle and figure out how to hook up jumper cables. However, once I do, I get a full...

I guess it's not technically a sauna for couples, but it is a sauna for 2 people and there's no way in hell I'm sharing such a small, sweaty (but slightly less sweaty than a regular sauna since infrared saunas are absorbed...

The worst water I've ever had comes out of the taps in southwestern Florida - it tastes like someone spiked it with eggplant and a mild thickening agent - and I hope to keep it that way. If I encounter anything less potable...

Ever wished you could blast away the grime on your driveway with the same gusto as a superhero dispatching villains? Enter the Pressure Washer Gun...with Swivel, a tool so mighty it might just make your garden hose cower...

Wowee! A 7-piece Pimple Popper Tool Kit. Blackheads, whiteheads, and pus-filled zits better watch out, 'cause there's never been a better way to get rid of acne!...

This Swiss Army tool will grant you access to Warren Buffett's safe deposit box, Chuck Norris' weapons stash, and Angelina Jolie's sex toy box. I mean, if you have the key and all. The KeySmart is a keychain designed...

Consumer drones? Wearables? Self-driving cars (and -walking shoes)? Nah. I think politically incorrect card-based games that at some point make every person playing them feel extremely uncomfortable or self-conscious...

This infrared sauna blanket says it will amp up your beauty sleep. Designed like a sleeping bag - or a body bag, if that's where your dark mind goes - the portable sauna has 6 heat settings to toast your bones between...

Lost in the dark? Get help in a flash...light from the RovyVon Aurora, a mighty keychain flashlight whose power - 650 lumens max - is inversely proportional to its size - less than 3" long...

This mechanical mouse jiggler is recommended by 5/5 slackers, underpaid employees, people out of PTO who need some TO, and dudes and ladies with a weird compulsion never to let their computers log off or go to sleep...

The DMoose Cable Organizing Box can't help those of you with New Year's resolutions to cut the cord, but if your goal is to cut the clutter, it's a storage solution that will get you on your way in a minutes...

Sometimes it's not possible to put a fire in front of you, and sometimes a fire in front of you just doesn't compare to a fire under your ass. Or, in the case of this camping chair, a USB-battery-powered integrated heat...

As summer draws to a close, the Hot Seat Card Game reminds me I better to start thinking about what I'm going to do when the days of being stuck inside strike. Per my wife, that means besides eat and drink heavily, and...

Guess we don't have to worry about the cat knocking down the Christmas tree this year. Hey, honey, your Uncle Joe likes fried cat, doesn't he? Or at least he won't be able to tell the difference between it and honey-roasted...

This tub-like inflatable as a pool float - whatever. There are a million pool floats and loungers out there, and if you're already at a swimming pool, who cares if your float can hold 6" of water? But on the balcony of...

What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?...

Do you take your heat from the top down or the bottom up? For the bottoms ups out there, this toasty quilted heated mattress pad can keep you warm in bed this winter. An alternative to the electric blanket, the pad installs...

What?! A snow-melting stair mat? But, but, why? Everyone knows the best part of piled-up Mother Nature dandruff is watching people wipe out trying to navigate through it! I do feel bad for the AARP-aged ones when they...