UncommonCarry's Ace Sniper Mini Crossbow looks just like...my new winter sport, and stay-at-home skill to set my sights on mastering! You've heard of cubicle warfare. You've heard of library warfare. Well, get ready for...

Elo + My Favorite Peelow = Me Lo...aded Up with an At-Home Hot Stone Spa Experience. Me lo...ving the feel of thermotherapy that doesn't cost $150 and hour. Me lo..athing the sound of my alarm buzzing me away from my...

Ahhh, nothing like cuddling up under a cozy bookcase with a great book from the quilt. I mean, a cozy quilt with a great book from the bookcase. I mean, well, in this (book)case, both. Etsy shop Sew lt Seams Creations...

The Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula Set represents both classic geekery and classy geekery. What cook, Star Wars fan or not, wouldn't want a pair of sleek and modern black & white spatulas with subtle, almost sexy, lightsaber...

Little Penis! You and your finger puppet are so dirty. No, Dirty. With a great big "D". It's cool, though. Dirty Santa approves. He gives you 2 thumbs and 1 eyed willy up. And those who want to wrap up this finger puppet...

Thank you, Hoglet fidget mouse, for bringing me a piece of unexpected joy this week. Though designed - in the likeness of an adorable hedgehog - for kiddos with autism spectrum disorder, ADHD, and other "learning differences,"...

See that notch on the KATANA personal safety smartphone wallet? And the tab the lady is pulling on to draw something out of the back of the cardholder? Guess what it is. Nope. Not a katana. Not a sword at all. It's a...

Welcome to Edition 69 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Important Note from hedgehog dryer ball online retailer, HONANK: "These cute hedgehog balls are only suitable for drying, they are not suitable for washing, because they can hardly withstand the number of rotations during...

Know what a Star Wars The Mandalorian Holiday Milk Chocolate Ball filled with surprise The Child marshmallow treat means? It's time for Baby Yoda to learn what it feels like to be the frog. I can already hear a holiday...

What goodies lie behind the doors of the 2020 Friends Advent Calendar: The One With the Surprises? Miniature versions of a gold peephole cover, a turkey wearing sunglasses and a fez you can use as Christmas tree ornaments?...

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is not a fan of Reebok's Ghostbusters Ghost Smashers Shoes. They contain a word in their titular description that P's her right O: "Men's." On the store page for the Ghostbusters collab...

Copper-infused and sewn with five-layer filter technology, the Copper.Ion Face Mask from Tekto will turn you into a superhero. A bacteria-killing, incoming- and outgoing-particle-thwarting superhero. And a superhero who...

The biting morning cold. The cringey sound of the scraper. The reach across your windshield that has a 50/50 chance of tweaking your back. The damp, frozen, useless hand you're left with right when it's time to grip your...

I didn't say an empty Butter Twist looks less like a kitchen tool for spreading, cutting, measuring, and storing your sticks of butter than it does a male masturbator. You said an empty Butter Twist looks less like a...

#BreathableBacon and the Hormel bacon-scented face mask it refers to are, surprisingly, one of the least surprising hashtags and products of 2020. Honestly, the sexy (and elusive! More on that later.) Hormel Black Label...

This light- and motion-sensing LED soap dispenser from Soap Brite would make a sudserrific gift for the kids out there who need some enticement to wash their hands. With its 7-color spectrum of festive, soothing, and...

Know what LG's OLED TV RX means? A rollable screen. Just like the one your high school teachers used with the overhead projector and dry erase markers, but with Self-Lit Pixels, Dolby ThinQ AI, Vision IQ, and an $87,000...

If you've spent the last 6 months hoarding toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and face masks to win at the game of life, you probably think you're already the Quarantine King. But. Would you be willing to put your bathroom...

11 Ravens' luxury gaming tables are going to cost you...a helluva lot more than 11 ravens. But, with designs available for tables sporting billiards, ping pong, foosball, air hockey, shuffleboard, poker, mahjong, and...

What, the Can Colander thinks it can just plop on into my canned tuna and black beans, and take away the joy of slicing my finger when I attempt to use the sharp aluminum lids I just cut off them to strain out the liquid?...

Striped bass. Dry jumbo sea scallops. Porgy. Porgy! Like my belly's lookin' these days! Which is another benefit of The Fish Drop seafood subscription boxes from FultonFishMarket.com: the fin fish, scallops, shrimp, oysters...

Cold car, hot bodies. Sudden downpour. Frikkin' frost and snow. The Travelon Windshield Cleaner & Defogger wipes windows clear of condensation. (How ya like that 5-star alliteration, Mrs. Casey from the 6th grade?) You...