What's the buzz? Yer keister, mister, when I Social Distancing Zapper ya for encroaching into my 6 feet of personal space!...

Scapegrace Gin begins with the finest Kiwi water in the land. New Zealand-based Scapegrace Distillery builds its namesake liquors from the glacial waters of the Southern Alps of New Zealand - bodies the company claims...

What would be really great is if there were some actual hand sanitizer inside this Hand Sanitizer Christmas Tree Ornament, because I'm about to run out...

Count down to Christmas with the Griswolds. The Christmas Vacation Advent House Calendar is a miniature replica of the one featured in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, complete with backlighting to illuminate the...

Do the DEW-BQ. Do the DEW-infusion. Do the FruDEWtcake. MTN DEW CODE RED Brisket, MTN DEW LIVEWIRE Brined Turkey, and MTN DEW Cherry and Cranberry Pomegranate Fruitcake are just some of the dozens of odd, though not altogether...

Tiny Nightmares is a collection of quick little stories written to scare the shit out of us. Huh. Now why does that sound familiar?...

Sorry, kids, you gotta be 18 to get the LEGO Ghostbusters ECTO-1 as a Christmas gift this year. Because the ghost-pursuing machine is life-sized and motored up for driving around town! No wait...that's not it. It's because...

Neither rain nor snow nor sand nor stank can stop V-TEX's V20 Nanotech Waterproof Shoes from carrying your feet through all 4 seasons dry, comfy, and odor-free. V20 sneaks aren't named according to their release version...

Merry pre-Christmas, Dad! Here's a Hazet Santa Tools Advent Calendar stashed with 21 premium tools to help you count down the days 'til Christmas! The day you'll get to use all 21 of those tools to spend hours and hours...

Wish I'd had a Wooden Wobble Board when I was a kid. Maybe a couple years with Little Dove's multi-functional rocking balance trainer would have made it easier for me to stay upright without hanging on for dear life when...

Let everyone know how you're faring this year with a Personalized Glowing Life Bar Pin. The horizontal health meters charge up in sunlight, and then glow neon green in the dark at your choice of Full Life, Mostly Alive...

You might think this fire-breathing dragon steam release diverter has a fairly narrow buyer / gift recipient pool of people who own pressure cookers and instant pots. But...well, yeah OK, in thinking that you'd be right...

The Trufflin Sriracha & Ranch duo are a hot sauce and dressing infused with black truffle, and dubbed the "VIP Set." Because while Trufflin sauce itself may not be the boss - certainly not by Sweet Baby Ray's trademark...

A nice bottle of chilled Champagne. A nice California Champagne Saber Company bubbles bottle sabrage sword. A little flair. A little flick of the wrist. A big POP! A big Champagne shower! A big celebration! A...oh f-...izzy...

Welcome to Edition 71 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

My cat, Zanzibar, would love this geometric wooden pet bed. Why? Because he knows the only recurring nightmare I have is about high school geometry class, and he would purr giddy in delight at the thought of his own cozy...

What, you can't finish that 1,500-piece jigsaw puzzle of a color gradient in one sitting? Sigh. Why'd you open it then? Now it's going to be cluttering up the dining room table for the next 3 weeks! Shoulda bought the...

"Hey baby, try out your snow blower on this!" OK, maybe the Dirty Talking Snowman Christmas Tree Ornament isn't so much dirty as he is 4/10 inappropriate, 8/10 obnoxious, and 10/10 only invited to Christmas because he's...

Gemmy's A Christmas Story 8' Living Projection Airblown Inflatable might be the easiest way to make sure your house is the one cars park outside to stare at this holiday season. ... Maybe tied with tossing together a...

These sneaks are Vans...with a twist. Sorry, it's been a long week. Vans UA Classic Slip-On Twist Sneakers dangled some low-hanging literary fruit in front of me, and I just grabbed it. Ate it right up. Toss the leftover...

Apple tripled the iPhone 12's camera, but it took Matt Benedetto to show true genius and double the smartphone's entire design. Meet the iPhone 12 "L", a perfect fusion of two perfect iPhone 12s into an even more perfect...

These 3D domed Glow in the Dark Star Dots bring a next level night sky to the kids' room, or the living room whose ceiling you find yourself staring at more and more lately. The pack of 606 adhesive dots create a more...