Furniture

Rolls of Fat Sofa

No, designer Ubald Klug didn't really name this luxe couch the Rolls of Fat Sofa. This dude, the world's most cutting, yet fair, critic did. That's all I see when I look at it. Layers and layers of visceral fat. And...

Boxing Glove Sectional Sofa

$31,500 1stdibs »

This Boxing Glove Sectional Sofa is a sight to behold. A real trophy piece for a fight lover. It also looks about as comfortable as a left jab to the face from Ali...

Kids' Helper Tower - Convertible Ladder & Table

$245.10 - $316.40 Etsy »

Apparently these Kids' Helper Towers, ladder-style step stools that convert to tables and desks, are pretty common amongst the child-having. But I, being a child-free dude, saw this one from PID Kids and was all, Daaaaang!...

Industrial Storage Dresser

This Industrial Storage Dresser looks great! Like an old file cabinet or set of apothecary drawers. And, also like an old file cabinet or set of apothecary drawers, each drawer in the Industrial Storage Dresser looks...

EverBlock Building Block Wall Kits

Of course EverBlock can't say it out loud, but one look at these big ol' building blocks, and it's obvious what they are: life-size LEGOs! I first wrote about EverBlocks in 2015, but with the pandemic and WFH requirements...

Flez 2 Modular Sofa

The Flez 2 is a modular sofa design from Nick Potter. Backless, armless triangular seat cushions sit on similarly-shaped wood bases, allowing loungers to use the segments individually, or push them together to form squares...

ATOLL Induction Cooking & Dining Table

Invite some friends over, seat them at your beautiful ATOLL dining table, and then...make them cook their own damn dinner. Now that's the kind of entertaining I'm talkin' about...

Star Lounger

$35k 1stdibs »

Oooh, the Star Lounger looks like something straight out of the mind of Tim Burton and the Deetz house in Beetlejuice. It doesn't have any mechanical components, though, so the star's arms won't fold in for a hug / restraint...

LOAFA Bread Roll Sofa

Carbo-load your eyes on the LOAFA Sofa, a modular couch made entirely of bread rolls. OK, probably bread roll pillows, but seeing as the LOAFA is still a prototype, we'll have to see what IKEA decides about that when...

Eva Solo Carry Minimalist TV Stand

$338 Eva Solo »

With a flat screen TV on it, Eva Solo's Carry minimalist TV stand looks like an artist's easel. With no flat screen TV on it, Eva Solo's Carry minimalist TV stand looks like a piece of gymnastics equipment. It's only...

Malicious Bar Stool

$3,700 1stdibs »

If you think the Malicious Bar Stool is, er, malicious, check out what designer Merve Kahraman based her design on: ancient times' "Chair of Nails Torture," seating dotted with impalement-ready spikes, and used by inquisitors...

Keystone Lounge Chair

$4,900 A+R Store »

The Keystone Lounge Chair is a whimsical piece of furniture brand Please Wait to Be Seated describes as both a "deconstructed take on a Roman arch's elements," and, more accurately, I think, "a magnet for kids of all...

adorTable Concrete Coffee Tables

What would you call Stephan Schmitz's adorTable concrete coffee tables? Deteriorated beauty? Post-apocalyptic design? Earthquake chic? This hyper-industrial, busted-up look isn't normally the type of furniture I'd go...

Mousarris Summit Sofa

$3,950 Mousarris »

No, neither Mousarris nor I are confused when we call this a Summit Sofa rather than a Summit Wall Hanging. Though I suppose it could better be described as a Summit Wall Hanging Sofa. Or a Summit Wall-Mounted Sofa. A...

Restless Rocking Chair

$1,600 Karel Matejka »

Turn yourself into a life-size, real-life Weeble with the Restless Rocking Chair, a whimsical piece of kinetic furniture from Czech designer Karel Matejka. Though termed a "rocking chair" for simplicity, the Restless...

Wall-Mounted Folding Chair

$119.20 Etsy »

Who wants to play Hide & Seat? Three Friend Carpenter's wall-mounted folding chair is a gift to space-conscious apartment-dwellers and homeowners, and furniture design geeks alike. Make minimalists giddy, and people who...

Studio Stirling Sling Chairs

Check out these Sling Chairs from Studio Stirling. I might even call them Swingin' Sling Chairs to better communicate the touch of whimsy their luxe modern aesthetic will also bring to your home's interior (or exterior)...

Million Dollar Cube Money Table

$329 Amazon »

Is this what they mean by hiding something in plain sight? The Million Dollar Cube Money Table is an 18" x 18" x 18" decorative side or end table that looks like a pile of neatly stacked hundos. It's totally fake. ...

Hand-Carved Star Wars Table

$245.88 Etsy »

Vader, I hope you like the taste of crumbs and dripped condiments, the feel of beer glass condensation, and the smell of feet, because you're about to get a face full of all of them muggin' it front and center on this...

Swing Bar

$23k Duffy London »

Oooh, swingers at the bar. Sounds like good times! Oh wait, it's a swing set turned into a bar for people to sit at while they drink. ... Sounds like vomiting!...

Shark Bite Surfboard Desk

$949 Etsy »

Ride the WFH wave or take a bite out of your study session with this Shark Bite Surfboard Desk from Lunar Lounge Design. Inspired by 50s and 60s longboards, and one particular 70s movie about the biggest, baddest great...

Ori Cloud Bed Table - Convertible Bed & Home Office

Living in a small space or living the WFH life with others in your household no longer means you have to work from your bed. Thanks to the Ori Cloud Bed Table, you can work under it!

A convertible bed and home office...

ULTRALEGGERA - The World's Lightest Chair

Like any similar claim, I think ULTRALEGGERA should add a qualification to their assertion: The World's Lightest Chair...So Far. At just under 3.7 pounds (1660 grams), the ULTRALEGGERA is the aerogel of seating, but instead...

Koala Cushy Sofa Bed

$810 - $1,235 Koala »

Enjoy some nookie with your cookie on a Koala Cushy Sofa Bed. Or I guess you could use the metal-free convertible couch as a place for guests to crash. Or family movie nights. But why waste the potential of a pillowy...