Furniture

BloomingTables Living Furniture

$229 - $349 Blooming Tables »

Small Business Shoutout: BloomingTables Living Furniture. Based out of San Diego, BloomingTables designs coffee, console, and side tables, plus desks eager to "bring the beauty of the outdoors - indoors." Their simple...

Mousarris Studio Rippling Table

If you want a dining table that's somehow simultaneously exhilarating and calming, tell Stelios Mousarris you're ready to let 'er rrrrrrripple. Mousarris' Rippling Table depicts a single drop of water hitting a lake...

Kangaroo Side Table

$169.95 Plow & Hearth »

Like any good kangaroo butler, this Kangaroo Side Table will hold your phone, your beer, and your bowl of popcorn on his tray. He'll hold your New York Times and your nudie magazines in his marsupial pouch. He'll look...

Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set

Darth Vader: Meditator. The Force meets the OM in this Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set, a Regal Robot design brainstormed and built custom for a client's studio, and based on the Dark Lord's meditation chamber...

Big Fig Mattress - The Mattress For A Bigger Figure

$1,299 - $1,999 Big Fig Mattress »

Where Ace Jumbo Mattresses are made XXL to support a whole gaggle of people, Big Fig Mattresses are made in your normal Twin through King sizes, but built to support just one or two XXL people. Big Fig designs mattresses...

Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed

I might also call the Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed a bed-shaped living room. A living bed. A New York studio apartment. Like the HiCan, Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed is the kind of connected piece of futuristic furniture...

StoryTime Triple Rocking Chair

$7,500 Hal Taylor »

Dude. This StoryTime Rocking Chair for 4 (1 and 3 halves?) is so adorable it makes me want to have kids of my own to rock and read to like a wise father with exceptional taste in functional furniture...

Dropped Ice Cream Cone Bean Bag Chairs

$278 Etsy »

Ah, the ice cream cone drop. As famous as the mic drop, but for melancholy rather than owned-you celebratory reasons. Also typically accompanied by tears, not cheers. Except, perhaps, in the case of the Dropped Ice Cream...

Carbon Fiber Phantom Chair

$15k ALVARAE »

Not a ghost of chance I could afford ALVARAE's Phantom Chair, but if I ever become an evil villain, and acquire an evil villain's bank account, I'm all over the purchase of this phantastic carbon phiber design pheat...

Basketball Bunk Bed

$5,995 - $6,990 Tanglewood Design »

Hoop time, hoop time... I mean, Bed time, bed time... I mean, Hoop time, bed time, hoop bed! The Basketball Bunk Bed from Tanglewood Design is the ultimate young NBA hopeful's bedroom installation. The combo shooting...

Lost Souls Gothic Skull Glass-Topped Table

$517.52 Amazon »

Have you ever skulled a beer? The Lost Souls Gothic Skull Table has a roomy glass top ready and waiting for you to skull, what, at least a dozen of them. Go ahead, plunk them down on the ol' cranium. But...gently. And...

Cloud Chair

Cloud Chair? No. Shota Urasaki's A' Design Award-winning piece of seating is a Sheep Chair. A Sheep With 128 Legs Chair, aka, a Sheep After I Polish Off a Whole Bottle of Hornitos on My RV Trip to the Country Chair. Except...

Soul Seat Cross-Legged Chairs

$980 - $1,325 Soul Seat »

The Soul Seat is for those of you who long to sit cross-legged at your desk. Or in a half-kneeling position. Or with one leg tucked underneath you. Or like you're using a Squatty Potty at your desk. In other words, the...

Comet Smart Nightstand with Cooler

$499 - $1,300 Comet »

The only thing missing is a lube warmer. The Comet Smart Nightstand endeavors to make you love spending time in bed even more than you already do (that's gonna be tough), and enable you to spend even more time in bed...

Inflatable Sex Chair & Lounger

Discontinued

The title of this, er, piece of furniture in its Amazon listing is "SeiSooDai Chaise Lounge Indoor Chair Velvet Fabric, Modern Long Lounger for Office Or Living Room." But one look at the image, and all I see are: 1)...

Zanotta Rider Rocking Lounge Chair

With so much talk of people being off their rockers circulating right now, I thought it would be a nice counterbalance to show that just as many of us could be on our rockers. For example, The Rider rocking lounge chair...

Dhyan Multi-Mode Zen Lounger

Sorry, dudes, as much as you and I might want to kick back in the living room amongst a garden of calming plants, or in the middle of a stone-filled pool bubbling under our asses, the Dhyan zen lounger is just a piece...

The Coolest Coffee Table

The Coolest Coffee Table is hiding things. So many wonderful things. It's like the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory of living room furniture! Or, more directly, The Coolest Cooler of coffee tables...

Benjamin Convertible Library Ladder Chair

$250.32 Amazon »

In case you didn't already know Benjamin Franklin was a genius, check out this convertible library ladder chair legend has it he designed. Genius! For example, imagine you're in your library reading War and Peace and...

AuAg 55" Gaming Computer Desk

Sold Out Amazon »

The AuAg 55" gaming computer desk aims to be the gold...and the silver standard for gamers and their gear. The large desktop with "sleek carbon fiber texture" has enough space for a pair of 27" monitors, along with your...

Football Stadium Lights End Table

This series of Football Stadium Lights End Tables give NFL and NCAA superfans a unique way to express their team love. They're also probably the closest any fan is going to get to an actual football stadium for a good...

Pyro Modern Picnic Table DIY Kit

$400 Pyro »

And maybe by the time you finish DIY-ing Pyro's Maria modern picnic table kit, it will be safe again to go outside and use it! Just kidding...

Duffy London Civilization Tables

$33,500 - $48,200 Duffy London »

With this new series of Civilization Tables, Duffy London once again proves the truly creative mind lives in no box, and follows no set path. Even a box built or path established by itself. Based on ancient temples and...

XXL Sand Crab Floor Pillow

$271.16 Etsy »

Even PETA has to admit that these gigantic stuffed crabs are very cute. No idea what species of crab it is, or where they were caught, but I'm sure the folks over at Big Stuffed are just that after sucking the delicious...