Furniture

Comet Smart Nightstand with Cooler

$499 - $1,300 Comet »

The only thing missing is a lube warmer. The Comet Smart Nightstand endeavors to make you love spending time in bed even more than you already do (that's gonna be tough), and enable you to spend even more time in bed...

Inflatable Sex Chair & Lounger

Discontinued

The title of this, er, piece of furniture in its Amazon listing is "SeiSooDai Chaise Lounge Indoor Chair Velvet Fabric, Modern Long Lounger for Office Or Living Room." But one look at the image, and all I see are: 1)...

Zanotta Rider Rocking Lounge Chair

With so much talk of people being off their rockers circulating right now, I thought it would be a nice counterbalance to show that just as many of us could be on our rockers. For example, The Rider rocking lounge chair...

Dhyan Multi-Mode Zen Lounger

Sorry, dudes, as much as you and I might want to kick back in the living room amongst a garden of calming plants, or in the middle of a stone-filled pool bubbling under our asses, the Dhyan zen lounger is just a piece...

The Coolest Coffee Table

The Coolest Coffee Table is hiding things. So many wonderful things. It's like the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory of living room furniture! Or, more directly, The Coolest Cooler of coffee tables...

Benjamin Convertible Library Ladder Chair

Sold Out Amazon »

In case you didn't already know Benjamin Franklin was a genius, check out this convertible library ladder chair legend has it he designed. Genius! For example, imagine you're in your library reading War and Peace and...

AuAg 55" Gaming Computer Desk

$79.99 Amazon »

The AuAg 55" gaming computer desk aims to be the gold...and the silver standard for gamers and their gear. The large desktop with "sleek carbon fiber texture" has enough space for a pair of 27" monitors, along with your...

Football Stadium Lights End Table

This series of Football Stadium Lights End Tables give NFL and NCAA superfans a unique way to express their team love. They're also probably the closest any fan is going to get to an actual football stadium for a good...

Pyro Modern Picnic Table DIY Kit

$400 Pyro »

And maybe by the time you finish DIY-ing Pyro's Maria modern picnic table kit, it will be safe again to go outside and use it! Just kidding...

Duffy London Civilization Tables

$33,500 - $48,200 Duffy London »

With this new series of Civilization Tables, Duffy London once again proves the truly creative mind lives in no box, and follows no set path. Even a box built or path established by itself. Based on ancient temples and...

XXL Sand Crab Floor Pillow

$271.16 Etsy »

Even PETA has to admit that these gigantic stuffed crabs are very cute. No idea what species of crab it is, or where they were caught, but I'm sure the folks over at Big Stuffed are just that after sucking the delicious...

Vadim Kibardin Paper Furniture - Black Collection

Vadim Kibardim says his Black Collection of Paper Furniture is a nod to the fusion of nature and technology. I feel like if Tim Burton saw it, he'd want a shoutout too. The Black Pearl chair has Delia Deetz written all...

Sobro Smart Side Table

$599.99 - $699.99 Amazon »

Lights, volts, beer! The Sobro Smart Side Table shrinks all of the benefits of the original Sobro Smart Coffee Table into a piece of hi-tech furniture sized for the end of your couch, or next to your bed. Wake up hot...

As if from Nowhere... Hidden Table & Chairs Bookcase

Usually bookcases open to reveal their secrets, but the As if from nowhere... Bookcase from Orla Reynolds needs no hidden lever or button, just some cleverly integrated cutouts to hide its secrets in plain, colorful sight...

Bauhutte Gaming Beds

$600 - $1,200 Bauhutte »

Oh, this is bad. I mean bed. These Gaming Beds from Japanese gaming furniture brand Bauhutte might represent everything that's both right and wrong with society today. Their slick design, and even that their existence...

Oregon Trail Wagon Bed

$6,950 Amazon »

Welp, at least if you die of cholera now, you won't be out roughin' it on the Oregon Trail, but tucked all cozy into your Oregon Trail Wagon Bed. Not the best place to get dysentery though...

Intermodality Desk

The Intermodality Desk by Attila Stromajer just won a Gold A'Design Award for its, I have to say, exquisite marriage of the elegant lines of a grand piano with the functionality of a work desk...

Helicopter Bed

Helicopter parents, this one's for you! Though you'd have to be a Wolf of Wall Street to afford* the Helicopter Bed from Dragons of Walton Street, ye hovering mamas and papas out there can take as much delight in the...

Die in Your Sleep Bed

I'd say, "Poor bastard," but dying in bed, curled up all cozy, sleeping in the fetal position, isn't the worst way to go. Though I guess they don't usually go to the trouble of drawing chalk outlines of the newly deceased...

Pablo Reinoso Spaghetti Benches

Rest your carbo-loaded belly, your thunk-too-hard noodle, and your gassed-out spaghetti legs on one of Pablo Reinoso's Spaghetti Benches. The seating is a series of standard wood and metal public benches, each typically...

Ace Collection Jumbo Mattresses

I've got an ace up my mattress for all the bed hogs, parents and pet owners, tossers and turners, spread-eagle sleepers, and rambunctious rollers in the hay out there: the Ace Collection. The Ace Collection is a line...

Ocean Surf Coffee Table

$2k Etsy »

The ocean's surf. Ahhhh. Even made of resin and laid across the walnut slab of a coffee table it brings such calm and peace. Such longing to walk out into the salty white suds and blue waters. ... I wonder what's the...

Star Wars Wampa Bean Bag Chair

$149.99 GameStop »

On the one hand, it's risky business to seek comfort from a hostile Wampa, but on the other hand, at least the Wampa turned into this Wampa Bean Bag Chair is injured. On the hand, as a matter of fact. The whole arm, really...

HiBed Italian Smart Bed

HiBed. How's it going? Now that I've climbed into your 4-poster pen, started dinking around with your 4K projector with surround sound speaker system and retractable 70" screen, your built-in ambient and path lighting...