Monster XXXL Balls Chain
If you're into getting the payoff without putting the work in, Callum King's Monster XXXL Balls Chain will give you the biggest balls on the planet with no more effort than placing an order and waiting for shipping.
Made as an emergency glass breaker, a self defense tool, and for "tactical applications," the Monster XXXL Balls Chain is a 42" long necklace filled with 10mm pellets o' never-rust stainless steel. According to King, their combined forces are ready to unleash around 300 pounds of power. Who needs some new jewelry?