Chain Link Zombie Slayer Axe

Posted: April 13, 2013
Chain Link Zombie Slayer Axe

Blacksmith Stephen Heeney designed and welded this chain link axe himself. He does not recommend using it to chop wood. He recommends using it to hack the ever loving viral entrails and decaying brain matter out of zombies. When they arrive. Like really arrive, not just pretend arrive as they did according to this guy who stole a strawberry-filled tractor truck and caused a multi-car crash and major fruit spillage on a highway in Temecula, California.

I wonder what the scale of this axe is because that knuckle duster handle looks as if it were fashioned for use by Paul Bunyan. Or King Kong. T-Rex couldn't wield it though. Haha, you lose again T-Rex.

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