Gear

The James Brand Ellis Slim Slip-Joint Pocket Knife

$99 - $109 The James Brand »

The name's Ellis. Ellis Slim. No relation to Virginia. Though we might pair well together if you enjoy cutting loose threads and opening clamshell packaging with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth...

Nakabayashi Kurukkiru Handheld Manual Paper Shredder

$13.72 Amazon »

Know what will be shredded in addition to your old bills and confidential documents after a few rounds with Nakabayashi's handheld manual paper shredder, the Kurukkiru? Your wrists and forearms. In fact, I'd say after...

Seagate Lightsaber Collection FireCuda SSD

$239.99 Amazon »

Bwoooaaahhhzzzzz! Zzzhhwooom! That's the hum of a Seagate Lightsaber Collection FireCuda SSD igniting, and thrashing up to 7300MB/s of Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, or Obi-Wan Kenobi-backed speed at your PC...

Shrooly Automatic Home Mushroom Grower

$299 Shrooly »

I don't know if they've crowned the food of the year - the decade, even - yet, but the Shrooly Automatic Home Mushroom Grower is just one more piece of evidence that it should be mushrooms. Even setting aside the growing...

McKnuckleDuster - McDonald's Arches Knuckle Duster

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Brass knuckles, make way for gold...en arches knuckles. The McKnuckleDuster from R&B Creations is a 3D print of the iconic McDonald's arches doing their parabola thing over a set of knucks. And I'm McLovin' it. Are you...

Vinglace Wine Bottle Chiller & Wine Glass Gift Set

$139.92 Amazon »

They pronounce it vin-glass-ay to make sure you know this wine bottle chiller and wine glass gift set is tray class-ay...

Craighill Searcher Gift Box

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Craighill has assembled, and appropriately titled, the Searcher Gift Box with 4 of their most popular and useful EDC items so all ye searchers of gifts out there can end your search right here...

Lion Cat Carrier

$15.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

Who let the cat out of...no, wait. The real question should be, who stuffed the cat inside the bag in the first place? Was it you, Becky? Thinkin' this canvas tote with a plush lion sewn on the front was just too adorable...

Anker EverFrost Powered Cooler

$519 - $569 Anker »

Got an Ankering for everlasting coolness? To be clear, it's for your food and drinks in Anker's EverFrost Powered Cooler, not your body that runs perpetually hot, or your geeky image...

Kaweco Limited Edition Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen

$160 JetPens »

All the third place finishers out there, have I got a Kaweco Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen for you! The ballpoint is part of a limited edition series for the German brand, which also includes fountain and rollerball pens...

Betty White Hard Seltzer Tumbler

$23.95 Amazon »

Nothing pairs better with White Claw than Betty White Claw. That is, a side of Betty White, national treasure, flipping the bird. The Betty White Hard Seltzer Tumbler gives us that, and a whole lot more, in a double-walled...

elago iPod Shuffle AirTag Case

$10.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

elago introduces Apple from The Day to Apple from To Day once again with their iPod Shuffle AirTag Case. Like the Mac Classic AirPods case, the AirTag Case is made of flexible silicone and fashioned to look like a very...

TheraBody SmartGoggles for Sleep, Stress & Pain Relief

$199 Amazon »

No VR worlds lie behind TheraBody's SmartGoggles - unless that's where you go in your dreams. This high-tech headset is built to take you only to Sleep Land, plus the pockets leading up to and in between it, using proprietary...

The Krak'in 2.0 - Shotgun Beer the Better Way

$19.99 Amazon »

Crack open a cold one, unleash the Kraken, and get the party started. Or, if you're lookin' to really tie one on, don't crack open the cold one, unleash the Krak'in, and turn the party into a rager. The Krak'in 2.0 is...

Pavashot PenShot Self Defense Pen Launcher

$149 Amazon »

Havashot at the Pavashot PenShot, and sendashot towards a human or animal attacker up to 30' away. The launching of Pavashot's proprietary PAVA aerosol powder will even expose a jagged-edged ring at the end of the self...

Thor's Hammer Mug

$25.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

Hammer out your quarterly road map with a Thor's Hammer Mug of coffee at the office, and then put the hammer to some pints with a Thor's Hammer Mug (or four) of beer during happy hour after. The Thor's Hammer Mug is quite...

Xiem Studio Art Bag

$34.95 Amazon »

Tell me you're artsy fartsy without telling me you're artsy fartsy. The Xiem Studio Art Bag is specially designed for potters, artists, and art students to store all of their tools, paints, putties, glazes, clays, and...

Xanax Candle

$27.95 Amazon »

The Xanax Candle, while most obviously a gag gift or white elephant party offering, does endeavor to provide some anxiety relief like its namesake. OK, fine. Maybe not like its namesake, per se, but whatever level of...

Grab Shell Morphing Keyboard

$399 Amazon »

I'll fold him and hold him and flatten him...and kiss him and love him and squeeze him and call him George. No! I'll call him Grab Shell. The morphing keyboard you can lift and grip to type, or lay flat, in 3 separate...

Luggage Cup Holder

$15.99 - $18.99 Amazon »

You'll never be totally hands-free at the airport, but a Luggage Cup Holder can reduce the number of hands you need to carry and juggle your suitcase, shoulder bag, phone, coffee and bagel, and the ID you just dropped...

WEHEAD Spatial Communication Display

$1,555 - $4,555 WEHEAD »

And for my next Zoom meeting, I will be...Johnny 5 from Short Circuit! The WEHEAD spatial communication display is a gadget that robotifies your face, and gives you a physical presence when you dial in remote to meetings...

Klein Bottle

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The Klein Bottle claims to be "the closest you'll get to a 4D object in our universe," and while I don't really understand what that means, I'll make a note to ask the Bing AI Chatbot about it later. What interests me...

P*ssy Pipe

$22.12 Etsy »

I'd hit that. The P*ssy Pipe from ceramic smoking pipe shop Fajni Fajky isn't just lit and smokin' hot, it's ready to be lit and smoked hot...

Oscoda Flat Nose DIY Knife Making Kit

$30 Etsy »

Check out my new Oscoda Flat Nose Knife. Smithed by mine own hands. ... Nah, just kidding. I'm pretty sure Andrew St. Peter made the one you see here, because if I had, its namesake flat nose would definitely be either...