Gear

Lukos Ultra-Wide 4K Monitor

$419 - $479 Kickstarter »

"Lukos, I am your backer." That's what this 32:9 ultra-wide 4K HD mini monitor hopes you'll say, and become, as soon as you read about the iMax-level movie and content display, immersive gaming experiences, and even work...

First Minute Vest Wearable Survival Kit

$150 Amazon »

I'm dude enough to confess that I just panic bought two First Minute Vest wearable survival kits after reading an article my mama emailed me from Wired entitled How to Prepare for Climate Change's Most Immediate Impacts...

Labrador Retriever Assistive Robot

The Labrador Retriever isn't here to oust your dog and become your new best friend, but the assistive robot does hope to become another kind of indispensable companion in your life, or the life of someone you know who...

Ring Mug

$30.60 Etsy »

Question for Beyonce: if you like it, is it OK to just put a Ring Mug on it? Yeah...I didn't think so...

Pizza Slice Serving Board

$49.50 - $96 Etsy »

What the point of a Pizza Slice Serving Board is I definitely do not know. It's essentially a round cutting board cut into 6 pizza-shaped "slices," each with a handle on the end so everyone can pull out one of the personal...

Benchmade AEgir-Patterned Mini Osborne Pocket Knife

$700 Benchmade »

From the icy depths and treacherous squalls of the seas comes Benchmade's latest addition to their 940 Osborne family, the 945-221 Mini Osborne. A limited edition set to release this spring, it's a Gold Class pocket knife...

Amagami Ham Ham - Finger-Nibbling Comfort Pets

"Amagami" is a Japanese term for the inclination and act of babies and pets nibbling on your finger. And apparently this finger-nibbling - presumably without drawing blood or causing a nasty foreign saliva infection -...

CyberPowerPC Kinetic Series Breathing PC Case

Breathe in - ooohhh! - breathe out - aaahhh!. CyberPowerPC has just unveiled their Kinetic Series Chassis, an eye-catching PC case inspired by kinetic architecture, and made up of 108 triangular panels that form 18 moving...

lul Portable Zero Gravity Hammock Chair

$220 - $799 Kickstarter »

How did Lull World create a zero gravity hammock chair that's portable, ergonomic, and transformable to suit everything from a day working in the office to a day lounging in the park? They just threw together a 'lul'...

NOTA Mole Tracker

Meet the NOTA Mole Tracker. Despite its name, it is not not a mole tracker, it is a mole tracker. A gadgety wand of a mole tracker that's compact, safe for everyone, and made for consumers to use at home to help with...

Sensate Infrasonic Therapy Stress Management Device

$299 Amazon »

Sensate is a gadget for reducing stress and calming your body's nervous system. Kind of like a vibrator, which is what I thought the Sensate was when I first looked at it. But rather than intense vibrations or rub-a-dub-dub...

The Rocktopus

$15 - $3k Etsy »

Can you smell what The Rocktopus is cooking?! Mmmm, pulpo a la plancha...

Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap with Lights & Sound

$12.99 Perpetual Kid »

Trap yourself some ghosts, or at least some passing interest in your desktop display, with this Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap. The 4" replica of the one used in the original 1984 Ghostbusters film also boasts lights and...

Fish Bowl Glasses

Sold Out Amazon »

We're just two lost souls / Swimming in a fish bowl / Year after year... no. Scratch that. Too depressing. How about: We're just two buzzed souls / Drinking from a fish bowl / Ringin' in the New Year? Yeah, much better...

Take a Number! Tiny Ticket Dispenser

$11.69 Amazon »

Take a Number! is both a Tiny Ticket Dispenser and a tiny book, written by Mollie Thomas, and subtitled A Little Guide for Office Sanity. That means the original intent of the miniature butcher counter-style system for...

DFACKTO Rugged Chef's Knife Sets

$149.95 - $249.95 Amazon »

DFACKTO makes a whole series of burly chef's knives, combining many of them into different collections, including the trio of rugged chef's knife sets I'm spotlighting here. The 11-piece Mobility, 11-piece Nomad, and...

LAVA ME 2 Carbon Fiber Guitar with Effects

$559 Amazon »

While I can't play a guitar, and know nothing about guitar builds and quality, I do LAVA ME some carbon fiber, and LAVA's LAVA ME 2 unibody guitar is made with Super AirSonic carbon fiber material. And not only to make...

NightCap Drink Spiking Prevention Scrunchie

$12.99 Amazon »

It is a sad day in Whoville when Cindy-Lou has to put a NightCap Scrunchie over her cocktail to prevent some who-hole from dropping roofies in it. But these are the times we live in, and if an 80s-era hair tie tethered...

Handmade Wrist Knife

$59.99 Etsy »

Diamond Edge Knives' handmade D2 steel wrist knife is intended to be a mini blade always at the ready to assist with hunting, camping, and survival pursuits. But. I mean. Even tucked inside its hand-stitched leather sheath...

Banana Phone

$39.99 Amazon »

A wise person once said, "There are two types of phones in this world - boring phones, and Banana Phone!" No wait, scratch that. A bananas person once said, There are two types of phones in this world - boring phones...

VoChill Personal Wine Chiller

$49.95 Amazon »

Ah, the times my wife has gone to chill out with a glass of wine only to find her wine is not chilled*. But now, hero husband that I am, I can give her this personal wine chiller and be all, "Yo, chill. Here's a VoChill."...

Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap (NSFW)

$6.95 Etsy »

The Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap says, "Dude, you have the nicest teeth I've ever come across."...

Worky Home Office in a Briefcase

$149.99 Amazon »

Worky won't make the chaos of work itself any better, but the home office in a briefcase will contain the chaos of the tools you use to slog through another day of emails, presentations, and video meetings. A latching...

Chef'n Tabletop S'mores Maker

$59.99 Amazon »

At first I thought Chef'n's Tabletop S'mores Maker was a marshmallow that had already been roasted, a square of chocolate that had been melted before. I myself have written about at least 2 indoor-safe, tabletop s'mores...