Bat Face Mask
Indeed, all the best superheroes wear masks. And wearing this Bat Mask - serving triple duty as a protective face mask, a fitting addition to your Halloween costume, and a 10/10 badass design - will indeed make you a superhero. You know, the kind of superhero who fights a global pandemic amidst a shitstorm of natural and political disasters, sets up a WFH office at the dining room table, homeschools the kids, finds time to get into the spirit of spooky season, and still comes out the other side of 2020 alive and smiling.
Well. Maybe not smiling, but that's another upside to wearing the Bat Mask. No one will be able to tell one way or the other.
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