5' Inflatable Flying LED Dragon
I know this 5' inflatable flying LED dragon is out now as a Halloween decoration, but, I mean, I'd hang one in my office for all year long. He's so fierce and handsome. He'd provide a really nice point of interest and soft lighting source for my meeting backgrounds. And then after work, when I hit the mood music and the Volcano, he can join me in a round of "Puff the Magic Dragon."
The Flying Dragon is designed to suspend from a tree or other secure beam, and comes with extended cords, stakes, fastening ropes, built-in sandbags, and a plug to create his red and gold LED glow.
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