Buyer's Guides

14 Condiments & Toppings You May Just Eat On Their Own

These 14 condiments and toppings will make you want to grab a steak. Or a cupcake. Some chicken. Some waffles. Some chicken & waffles. Ice cream, tacos, burgers, fries...what, your belly don't have room for all that?...

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17 Gifts for the Random People at the End of Your List

Some of these 17 gifts for the random people at the end of your list are practical. Useful. Bland and universal - you could gift them to anyone. And other are...let's just say as random as the randos who will be receiving...

Dude's 2022 Holiday Gift Guides

Dude's 2022 Holiday Gift Guides mimic the days of Christmas this year - you know, there are 12 of them, dudes. Most are your standard fare of Gifts for Men, Gifts for Women, Gifts for Dad, Gifts for Mom, Stocking Stuffers, et. al. But those of you who who come 'round here often know I couldn't leave...

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15 Stocking Stuffers for Women in 2022

Here's some stuff for stuffing in ladies' stockings. And don't worry, none of it is a severed leg. ... Ha! Haha! The Dude made a Dad joke! The corny, slightly off-color, and borderline nonsensical kind. The best kind!...

15 Stocking Stuffers for Men in 2022

Dudes will gladly let you sock 'em and stuff 'em if you're doing it with one of these 15 fine stocking stuffers for men. ... But if you're doing it with the Mini Knife Set shown above, they may want to stand back. Just to be on the safe side, in case you suddenly remember they slept with one of your...

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12 Gifts for People with Social Anxiety

12 gifts for people with social anxiety - it's kind of tongue-in-cheek in name, but...these are mostly legit products to help people with social anxiety. Or anxiety in general. Or trouble sleeping, since they all seem...

16 Unique & Quirky Gifts for 2022

The 16 unique & quirky gifts are not one of a kind, but they're still unique in their ability to delight, excite, and stand out from the pile of gifts your favorite nephew will receive from all his other relatives, or that your crush will receive from all her other suitors...

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Dude's Must See Products for November 2022

Dude's must see products for November 2022 say, "Let the holiday shopping, and the holiday gift guides, begin!" What I have here is largely a roundup of roundups - all my best gift guides for the month of November consolidated...

16 Gifts for Women You Haven't Been Dating Very Long

Here are 16 gifts for women you dudes haven't been dating very long...but still kinda, sorta feel like you should buy a Christmas present for. I'd say it's good stuff for the 1- to 3-month range of the relationship, a time when you want something nice, but, more importantly, something she won't read...

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21 Mom-Approved Gifts for Dad in 2022

These 21 gifts for Dad are Mom-approved because Mom picks out all Dad's clothes, and tells him what he likes, and tells him what he's allowed to have, and throws out anything she finds that she doesn't want him to have...

18 Mama-Approved Gifts for Mom in 2022

When I call these 18 gifts for mom "mama-approved," I really mean "my-mama-approved," because my mama is the only mama I consulted before compiling my gift guide. I considered asking my mother-in-law and my Aunt Jan too, but decided not to because if they told me what they think are good gifts for...

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18 Nice Gifts for the Naughty (NSFW)

And by "nice gifts," I mean "sexy gifts," and by "naughty," I mean...you and yours, dudes and ladies! All of yours. Some assless yoga pants for your girlfriend. A spiraling male masturbator for your single brother. A...

19 Dude-Approved Gifts for Women in 2022

When it comes to your women, your ladies, your girls, your honeys, and your boos, dude. The Dude's got you. Ladies shopping for women, ladies, girls, honeys, and boos...dude. The Dude's got you too. Here are 19 Dude-approved gifts for women in 2022...

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24 Dude-Approved Gifts for Men in 2022

Oh, man, has the Dude got some approved gifts for you. Not just a dozen, and not just two dozen of them...oh, wait. How many is two dozen? 24? Right, then. The Dude has exactly two dozen approved gift ideas for men this...

20 White Elephant Gifts for 2022

Let the stealing begin! My 20 white elephant gifts for 2022 include many a snatch-worthy piece of swag. I myself believe the highlight of the collection is the 2023 Cat Balls Calendar, which should tes-tickle the whole room, and drive everyone nuts trying to seize it to stuff in their own scrotum...uh...

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22 Gifts for $50 or Less in 2022

I was going to do a writeup of 22 gifts for $25 or less in 2022, but, you know. Inflation. Still, I'd say about half of those I've included here will cash you out of your shopping cart for under the $25 mark, and none...

Presenting the Alphabet: 17 Gifts that Start with N

Whoa, Nellie...I mean, Nessie! It's 17 gifts that start with N! Do I expect you dudes (and ladies) to get me one them? Nah. Nope. No. Nada chance...

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Presenting the Alphabet: 21 Gifts that Start with M

Mm-mm-mm, I've officially made it halfway through the alphabet in my series of gift guides that start with letters of the alphabet. Welcome to the letter M, and 21 gift ideas that make the most of this magnificent letter...

Presenting the Alphabet: 20 Gifts that Start with L

Gifts for your love (Lil Friend Micro Fixed Blade Knife, Leg Chains), gifts for your lust (Lorals Latex Panties), and gifts for your little penis (Lightsaber Willy Warmer, Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book.) LOL!...

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Presenting the Alphabet: 16 Gifts that Start with K

Yippee Ki-K, it's the other "Kuh" sound, and 16 gifts celebrating it. You kooky kids enjoy! And you kantankerous Karens not down with Kong Beer Bongs and Krapp Strapps, shove it up your...well. Please refer to Presenting...

Presenting the Alphabet: 18 Gifts that Start with J

Juicy, Jim, Jedi, Just, and JAG kick off my roundup of 18 gifts that start with "J," and Jeri, JoGo, jelbows, and Juego do Domino close it out. In the middle? A Judy and a Bruce...

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Presenting the Alphabet: 16 Gifts that Start with I

I've compiled 16 gifts that start with "I," but don't worry. Only one of them starts with "i." And it's an iParody, not another expensive Apple device, or internet-based smart home product that's going to be a bitch to...

Presenting the Alphabet: 16 Gifts that Start with H

Here are 16 smokin' *H*ot and *H*ella cool gifts that start with H. Aitch if you're spelling it out. Haitch if you're spelling it out in the UK or Ireland...

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Presenting the Alphabet: 17 Gifts that Start with G

I'm feelin' really fine like a G6. No, even better than that. Like a G17. We're onto the letter G, and have I got 17 G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Great G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gifts to share with you...