Buyer's Guides

When you're buying a gift, they say it's the thought that counts, but depending on your gift recipient, it's not the thought at all. It's the gift that counts. Its aesthetic. How cool it is. How much its owner wants to put it on display and show it off. These 17 standout and stunning gifts, a veritable...

2021 BPM: 17 Fitness Gifts

Merry Christmas, Chubs. Er, I mean, Happy Holidays, you svelte wall of muscle and poster child for athleticism. Here's a fabulous fitness gift to keep you that way...

Artisans, craftspeople, entrepreneurs, dudes and ladies with random product ideas that take off like persons of interest from Congressional subpoenas - these are the people who make the holidays, and gift-giving in general, fun. Unique. Personal. Thoughtful. Handmade. Enjoy my roundup of 18 handmade...

Stuff It! 21 Swell Stocking Stuffers for 2021

Stuff that sock! Stuff that sock! How? Here are 21 ways, with my compilation of 21 swell stocking stuffers for 2021...

Fifty buckaroos is the peak of my list of 17 gifts for $50 or less, but when I say frugal generosity, I mean it. You're not going to be browsing through 16 products priced at $49.99 and one at an even $50. There are plenty of finds here in the twenties and thirties, and even a few in the high teens...

The Casual Athlete: 17 Sporting Goods Gifts for 2021

The casual athlete appreciates sporting goods for the goods they bring with them: good friends; good booze; good energy; and good times. My roundup of 17 sporting goods gifts for 2021 keeps these 4 goods in mind over...

Earbuds, e-readers, the latest iPhone, tents and sleeping bags, slippers and bathrobes, that ultra-modern-looking matte black tea kettle, that ultra-modern-looking shiny bronze watering can - I've seen them on every holiday gift guide out there. Uh...including some of my own gift guides...

No Give Backs! 18 White Elephant Gifts for 2021

No take backs becomes no give backs when we get to the most festive parties of the holiday season: white elephant gift exchanges. And these 18 white elephant gifts guarantee not to disappoint...at least in the sense that...

Adults can't keep their fingers of out the gifts for kids pie no matter what the toy or gadget is - I mean, someone has to fight with the packaging and conquer the assembly - but when I say I've found 16 gifts for kids the adults will end up playing with, I mean 16 gifts for kids the adults will...

Get Out, Dude: 21 Outdoor Gifts for 2021

My 21 outdoor gifts for 2021 aren't all just for the outdoorsy types on your holiday shopping list. Many are gift-ready for dudes or ladies who simply, on occasion, step outside. For example, my wife, She-Ra: Princess...

My 19-course collection of food gifts for 2021 isn't just a meal of highfalutin foods for foodies, it's a meal of things that make you go Mmm even if you're just a normal human being who likes to consume food. Or cook with it. Or, in the case of Pampshade lamps made from real baked bread, decorate...

Sexy Santa: 20 Naughty Gifts for Your Partner (NSFW)

I came up with this Sexy Santa collection of 20 Naughty Gifts for Your Partner after my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, ix-nayed my inclusion of an item called Candy Nipple Tassels in my roundup of 29 holiday gifts for...

And when I say The Lady Presents: 29 Holiday Gifts for Women in 2021, I mean The Lady presents. As in, my lady. She-Ra: Princess of Power. I swore I would never mix business and pleasure, but when my wife saw me about to include Candy Nipple Tassels as a top gift for a top woman in your life, she...

The Dude Presents: 31 Holiday Gifts for Men in 2021

The Dude presents dude presents! 31 of them, in fact. And to ensure these gifts for men are gifts for men not just in title, but also in practice, each one has been injected with snakes, snails, puppy dog tails, testosterone...

I did my Santa's best to come up with a list of 20 gifts I hope you'll agree fall into the category of thrifty and thoughtful, rather than chintzy and cheap. All of the holiday gift ideas are priced at $15 or less (or they were at printing, at least) and whether you need a budget-friendly gift for...

Dude's Must See Products for October 2021

Dude's Must See Products for October 2021 heard you dudes love Squid Game. And Halloween. The biggest LEGO set ever. Throwback cellphones. Vaginas disguised as dinosaurs. And so Dude's Must See Products for October 2021...

Thanksgiving is hands down...no, elementary school art class turkeys made out of hands down my favorite holiday of the year. Why? Four words: gobble 'til you wobble...

Halloween Spirit: 12 Cool Products in Orange & Black

I should have found 13 cool products in orange & black to make this compilation even more true to the Halloween spirit I claim it embodies - or rather, disembodies. But I'm lazy, so you get 12...

Paladone's new Mandalorian Helmet and Baby Yoda Desktop Lights are here to spread cheer during the 2021 holiday season, but not to help ring in Season 3 of The Mandalorian before the New Year. With no official release date at printing, you'll have to hold your horses Razor Crest until sometime in...

Dude's Must See Products for September 2021

Dude's must see products for September 2021 have love on the brain. Love of Fall, that is. And in this case, Fall is about 75% Halloween, and 25% cozying up, cleaning up, and / or decking out your home, garage, and any...

Of course there are tons more than 13 classic horror movie Halloween finds out there. From human costumes to dog costumes, subtle home decor to life-size yard art, haunted house props to...bath bombs? Indeed, 13 is a mere blood drop in the rusty bucket of scary movie-themed Halloween gear...

14 Thrifty Products to Help Remodel & Upgrade Your Home

Home remodels, upgrades, redesigns, and refreshes are still at an all-time high, with the pending arrival of cooler weather and, probably, more COVID indicating to me the Hygge-my-home thing is going to be a favorite...

Dude's must see products for July 2021 serve up the sex in Lorals Latex Panties and Crown Nipple Rings, the violence in the TOYOGE Knuckle Duster and the Shelby Destroyer Foam Disc Blaster, and the aftermath cleanup in microMend Emergency Wound Closures. And for those of you dudes not interested...

Dude's Must See Products for June 2021

Many of Dude's must see products for June 2021 take it outdoors. There are backyard and beach games, BBQ gear and adventure gear, the obligatory RV, the Penis Surprise Apron. Yes, that's right. If you're grilling some...