Crocs Crush Boot
- Crocs Unisex-Adult Classic Clogs - $34.65
- Crocs Jibbitz 5-Pack City Shoe Charms - $16.99
- Crocs Unisex-Adult Classic Solar Rainbow Clogs - $38.49
- Grundens DECK-BOSS Waterproof Boot - $149.99
- Muck Boots Men's Wellington Rain Boots - $184.95
Crocs. Gotta love 'em for persisting in existing, and always pushing to stay relevant in the marketplace. Except I still hate 'em. All of 'em, including the new Crocs Crush Boot, which is essentially a more affordable take on the plastic shoe house's $695 boot collaboration with high-fashion house Balenciagia. I suppose it's not the worst looking Croc out there - though the Grass Green one does seem to be making a play for the podium, but if all you need is a sturdy rain boot, why not pick a brand not known for punching holes all over their shoes?
(Yes, the holes in the Crocs Crush Boot are filled in. At least on top. They're still looking pretty holey around the ankle.)
Available in men's and women's sizes, the Crocs Crush Boot also comes in horrific Fuchsia Fun and Lemon, along with slightly less insulting Black and Bone colors. No word on whether or not Crocs will release a KFC version of the Crush Boot, but fingers crossed for those in need of some fried-chicken-themed footwear for rainy days.