Ursula Octopus Bracelet
Can't find an Octopus Teacher? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead? Can't find the unleashed Kraken? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead? Can't find a unicorn gift for your girlfriend? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead?
Hand-beaded in Guatemala, Ursula Octopus Bracelets are all OOAK pieces of jewelry featuring stunning 3D interpretations of the smartest and, sorry, tastiest cephalopod in the land. Er, I mean, in the sea. According to Etsy shop She Rides Dragons, which sells the Ursula Octopus Bracelet in multiple color combos, "The octopus is known to symbolize powerful psychic abilities, strong intuition, focus, intellect, talent, and complexity."
So again, sorry about the mention of how delicious they are to eat.
If you're not into octopi, but you are into superheroes, or at least Ryan Reynolds, scroll through the image gallery above and check out the red Ursula Octopus Bracelet. It looks just like an 8-legged Deadpool.
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