As much as I'd like to be the cleverest dude in the land, and write this Wordle Beanie description using a progressive 6-part Wordle, doing so would take me even longer than it does to solve an actual Wordle, and I just don't have that kind of focus and intellectual fortitude anymore. I blame COVID.
OK, I can't resist. I'm gonna give it a try. Here's your Wordle Beanie description rolled into a Wordle:
The Wordle Beanie would certainly make a fine Valentine's Day gift for fans of the word game, especially those who are also in need of winter wear.