Bloody Beanies
- Glow In the Dark Green Beanie - $14.99
- Black Light & UV Reactive Hairspray - $2.99
- Zombie Outbreak Response Team Beanie - $14.95
- Batman Mask Style Peruvian Knit Hat - $15.05
- Bloody Shower Curtain - $26.91
Excuse me, sir, but I think you have an open contusion with a protruding eyeball the size of my daughter's face on the side of your head. Halloween be damned. Bloody Beanies were invented for anyone who wants to stay warm while creeping out, disgusting, or I suppose in some cases, totally turning on passersby. Anyone remember Massive Head Wound Harry from SNL? Here's your chance to incur the same sick fascination in those you encounter, without the fancy prostheses and expensive makeup artists. It's even possible to personalize the gross-out endeavor with beanies bleeding the wearer's favorite topic or pastime: stake impalements for vampire fanatics; beer bottles for brewsky lovers; lizard tails for fantasy die-hards; hockey pucks for hockey fans; and gooey brains for neurologists.
Thanks to Mark M. for turning us on to the cool costumes and props to be had from Specter Studios.
Flayed Flesh Garters
Take peek-a-boo garters to the next level: peek-a-boo blood vessels and layers of muscle tissue, courtesy of open-wound prostheses and stocking accoutrements from Etsy's Meaghan O'Keefe. A pair of unpainted latex prostheses...
Gotcha Cap Self Defense Tool
You can watch the video to see the Gotcha Cap in action, or click here to watch a GIF of it showing a punk ass watermelon what's up. Issued by FAB Defense, the Gotcha Cap is a covert self defense tool (and swell hat!)...
Sap Cap - Weaponized Baseball Hat
Unassuming. Low-profile. Comfortable. Able to shatter wrist bones. Just the combination of qualities I've been looking for in a baseball hat. The Sap Cap takes traditional headwear to the covert weapon level with its...
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Furry Friend Bucket Hat
If the Cookie Monster had a baby with Barkley...or just, like, became a piece of hybrid merch at the hands of a Sesame Street fanatic...this Furry Friend Bucket Hat could easily be the result. Made with an abundance of...
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Aviator Goggle Beanie with Face Muffler
This Aviator Goggle Beanie and its detachable face muffler are for those who want to stay warm and incognito this winter, but aren't quite ready to commit to the Alien Sleeping Bag. The beanies are made of knitted acrylic...
The Cache Belt
Sometimes you need a fishing hook in the middle of Denali. Sometimes you need a bottle opener in the middle of a Monday morning meeting. The Cache Belt can help you out with both lifesavers in both spots. Plus a needle...
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Disco Ball Cowboy Hat
Saddle up your horse, and gallop straight into Funkytown in a Disco Ball Cowboy Hat from Mystical Mosaics. Maybe challenge the locals to a line dance off while you're there, and Hustle them - with a side of Bus Stop and...
Crocheted Knight Helmet
Medieval knight helmets. That's what hip nanas who know what it means to give their grandsons street cred crochet. Now I don't know if Dee Forrest is a grandma, but she's definitely privy to what the cool kids these days...
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Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target
Target practice with human targets seems so cruel (although practical since most of the time it's other people that are getting shot). Why not practice drilling holes in things that are already dead and will probably...
Unzipped Flesh Kit
One way to make others jump out of their skin is to jump out of yours. This Unzipped Flesh look requires some legwork and talent to pull off, but look at the striking levels of gruesomeness and morbidity one can achieve...
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Filorosso Reclaimed Fire Hose Belts
Filorosso isn't the first brand to repurpose used fire hoses for EDC and hipster purposes - Recycled Firefighter, for one, has been doing it for almost 10 years now. But Filorosso's Reclaimed Fire Hose Belts stand out...
