Candle Hand Hand Gesture Candles
- Candellana Candles Middle Finger Candle - $34.99
- Handmade Novelty Chimpanzee Candle - $32.00
- Candellana Candles N' Roll Hand Candle - $34.99
- Candellana Fingers Crossed Candle - $19.99
- Bulldog Poly Candle - $29.99
Not only do Hand Gesture Candles light up some of the most famous, and infamous, gestures of the world, they do it as exact replicas of a real human hand. Cast in paraffin, Hand Gesture Candles are life-size, and textured and embossed with every skin crease, wrinkle, and line. And I've got to hand it to them, aside from the Rainbow Brite colors they come in, and the wicks sticking out of their fingertips, Candle Hand's handiwork could have fooled me.
Hand Gesture Candles come in 6 different styles, each in your choice of yellow, green, red, blue, or black. With the exception of the Fcuk You bird-flipping candle, which Candle Hand reports will also be available in a limited edition pink (Time's Up Pink?) beginning January 18, 2019.
Other Hand Gesture Candle molded shapes include Crossed Fingers, OK (as in thumb-to-pointer, everything's a-ok), You Rock, Gun Fingers, and Fig Hand (another NSFW, at least in Europe - fist with thumb pressed between bottom of pointer and middle finger.) Average candle burning time is 20+ hours and, as the image gallery shows, Hand Gesture Candle fingers aflame is a striking sight to behold.
Muchas danke to The Awesomer.
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