Party Shark Costume

Posted: June 30, 2015
Party Shark Costume
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Blood-thirsty and beer-logged, that's the battle cry of any man donning this Party Shark costume. But take note: rule #1 of transforming into a squishy upright Jaws is you have to cap off the vicious predator look with a pair of equally ominous criss-cross leather Dad sandals like the dude in the photo. Rule #2: you gotta get it by opening night of Shark Week. That's this Sunday, July 5. Oh man, floating in the lake and getting trashed on our day off Friday, lighting shit on fire and getting trashed on our country's birthday Saturday, and dressing up like a killer carnivore of the sea and getting trashed on Sunday. This is going to be one helluva long weekend.

As a bonus to anyone who saw the halftime show of Super Bowl XLIX, this particular Party Shark costume looks very similar to those worn on stage. Which further reiterates my point about combining the suit with many cups of alcohol, as Katy Perry's dancing Left Shark was clearly dancing drunk off his dorsal fin.

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