Inflatable Bear Suit

Posted: September 01, 2022
Inflatable Bear Suit
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This Inflatable Bear Suit from Candy Coated Squeaks isn't quite as baffling as the design shop's Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear, but...it's still a little baffling. And still potentially deadly, I'd think, albeit due to a risk of heat stroke or suffocation due to full-body envelopment in PVC, rather than drowning due to it's inverting you face-down in a body of water.

Another thing about the Inflatable Bear Suit is that I can't figure out if it's supposed to be fetishist, or otherwise sexual, in nature. That goes for the Beach Ball Underwear, and most other items in the Candy Coated Squeaks Etsy shop, too. So first, all of their designs come with the disclaimer, "Our products are meant for users age[s] 18+ and require a customer safety agreement for any wearable item." And, sure, that could just be because of the aforementioned death hazards associated with PVC. But also...

A lot of their wearable items have holes in them. Penetration holes. Not all, but there's a blue whale, and a zebra, and even a hippo that indicate they have one or more "holes" in them. It's enough to make me think I'm not getting something here, and to feel somewhat uncool and FOMO about it.

But, hey, maybe I'm wrong and this Inflatable Bear Suit is just an Inflatable Bear Suit for people who want to dress up like bears for Halloween, or for the premiere of Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey.

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