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Yay Cleavage T-Shirt

Posted: December 06, 2012
Yay Cleavage T-Shirt
Discontinued

I tried to crop out the part of the Yay Cleavage T-Shirt photo that shows the boobily blessed lady wearing it is pregnant, but I think you can still kind of tell. Sorry. I guess the V-neck may technically be intended for she who is great with child, as a reminder that there is one (and only one) good thing about being preggo, but whatever, I say any girl genetically predisposed to awesomeness should buy one. For each day of the week. I will be sending lovingly wrapped boxes of Yay Cleavage T-Shirts to Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara for Christmas this year. Shhh! Don't tell them though. They always await my gifts with such anticipation, and I don't want to ruin the surprise.

Kudos to cleavage runs across 100% cotton American Apparel T-Shirts available in sizes XS to XL. Design and printing are done by Raygun out of--now this is unexpected--Des Moines, Iowa. Not Southern California or Miami. I guess all that corn-fedness makes for some buxom farm girls. Or explains why they went with the get-pregnant-get-a-big-rack angle.

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