Voltron Hoodie
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By the power of Greyskull! No, wait, that's not it. It's Morphin time! Uh...getting closer, but...no. Hold on...ah, here we go. These robotic lion fangs were impeding the movement of my cerebral neurons. Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Megathrusters are go! LET"S GO VOLTRON FORCE!
This Voltorn hoodie is a little costume-y, but that shouldn't stop you from tearing up the town in it this weekend, or the boardroom in it tomorrow. A zip-up front splits into various color blocks representing the red and green Lions, culminating in their snarling-mouthed heads at the wrist cuffs. The foam-lined lion hood has a snap-in jaw, removable for times when subtlety is key. Sizes are available for all fans of 80s transformable big cat robots out to save the universe--they run S to 5XL.
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