It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure T-Shirt
The It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure T-shirt is the first T-shirt to bust through (beer belly first, of course) my firewall against cheesy, punny, novelty T-shirts since the IPA Lot When I Drink T-shirt I posted in July 2019. Almost 2 years since a silly graphic tee tickled my funny bone and warmed my heart enough to earn a post. And coincidentally, both IPA Lot and It's Not a Dad Bod, with its nod to the Busch logo, are great gifts for beer lovers.
The Father Figure add-on to the latter also makes this T-shirt a lovable, huggable Father's Day gift for Dad. It comes in over a dozen different shirt colors and almost as many sizes, as well as V-neck and tank sty-...what's that, honey? Excuse me, my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power is trying to tell me something.
Oh. She's telling me that the last cheesy, punny, novelty T-shirt I showed you was actually just a few months ago. The Needs Head T-shirt. But I disagree, that shirt isn't cheesy, punny, or novelty. It's the hard truth.
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Fat Belly Mug
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