Lume Whole Body Deodorant Cream
At first glance, Lume Whole Body Deodorant Cream doesn't seem like the best gift for the holidays. Even for a white elephant party, since it's a serious product with a serious label that claims to do serious work on b.o. wafting out from everywhere from armpits to crotchal regions.
But. Have you considered your pubescent cousin Ricky, who is also a complete jackhole? Your smelly coworker you drew for Secret Santa this year? Your annoyingly prim & proper mother-in-law, who would never look a gift horse in the mouth, but would spend the next 3 months telling all her friends about the baffling, and likely re-gifted, deodorant cream her daughter's husband gave her for Christmas. Your - tee-hee-hee - ex-girlfriend Karen, who will receive her Lume gift anonymously, and then, if all goes to plan, develop a complex about her body odor.
The squeeze tubes of anti-smell cream are sold in a handful of scents in addition to the unscented variety you see above. They are hypoallergenic, and free of aluminum and baking soda, with a promise to fight odor anywhere your body emits it for up to 72 hours.
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