Fred Chill Out Googly Eyes Eye Mask
Fred's Chill Out Googly Eyes Eye Mask soothes your swollen and weary sockets, and provides an escape from the world...without letting the world think for one second that you've taken your eyes off of it. Because you haven't. This swapping of your iPad for eye pads is temporary. Ten minutes max to address those dark circles and hunched-over-a-device headache. Five if you hear too many dings and pings coming in on your watch while you're rejuvenating.
On second thought, can't they make these Googly Eyes Eye Masks with some cutouts in the pupils so you're not, like, blind and completely removed from society while you use them?
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